F.U.C.K.

Mar 28, 2005 15:41

good day,

have a seat and read all about the most popular word in the english language.

out of all the english words that begins with the letter F, Fuck is the only word that is refurred to as the "F" word. it is the one magical word, just by it's sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the english language, is derived from the german word FLIC'HEN, which means to strike. it is also said to have come from early england as an abbrieviation for, Fornication Under Concent of the King.

In english, fuck draws into many dramatic categories;

as a transitive verb for instance,
John fucked Shurley.

as an intransitive verb,
Shurley fucks.

it's meaning is not always sexual.
it can be used as an adjective, such as,
John's doing all the fucking work.

as part of an adverb,
Shurley talks too fucking much.

as an adverb enhancing an adjective,
Shurley is fucking beautiful.

as a noun,
I dont give a fuck!

as part of a word,
abso-fucking-lutely (or) in-fucking-credible

and as most words in a sentence,
Fuck the fucking fuckers.

As you must realize there aren't too many words with the versitility as fuck.
As in these examples describing situations such as,

Fraud
I got fucked at the used car lot.

Dissmay
Awe fuck it.

Trouble
I guess I'm really fucked now.

Aggression
Don't fuck with me buddy.

Difficulty
I don't understand this fucking question.

Inquiry
Who the fuck was that?

Dissatisfaction
I don't like what the fuck is going on here.

Incompetance
He's a fuck off.

Dismissal
Why don't you go out side and play "Hide and go Fuck yourself."

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-pourpose
applications, how can any one be offended by such a beautiful word. I say use this
unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality
of your character immediatly. say it loudly and proudly, FUCK YOU!
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