Fudgum's
You all have seen the new dominos commercials for Fudgums. You know those little brownie squares with coco dipping sauce. I used “Coco” because at the present time I can’t spell chocolate if my life depended on it.
Anyway Fudgums is, in all reality POOP. That’s right that lovable brown square is nothing more then a walk squeaking Turd.
And the commercials they run are retarded. It a hunk of crap and you let your daughter hug it. If I seen my neighbor doing that I would call family services ASAP.
“Oh Fudgums.” as the turd leaves a mess as it walks away. Right I wouldn’t be saying that, I would be a lot more vulgar.
As if the pizza wasn’t crappy enough they now give you free turds for desert. I can see the cooperator manager.
“After a crappy ass pizza let’s give then a free turd for desert. But will just say it’s free and bump up the cost of the meal deal by 3 bucks. They’ll never know, because customers a stupid.”
Remember that monkey they use to have as their spokes person. “Bad Andy” or whatever. I think they killed him of.
The health code probably didn’t agree about having a primate as an employee, just on the fact monkeys like to throw poop around. Now you could argue the monkey feces is the cleanest of all fecal matter, but it’s still frond upon.
I’ve figured it out. Fudgums is actually comprised of “Bad Andy” secretion. A living breathing monster of turd.
Dominos has had some stupid advertising in the past. Like the kickers commercial, where the guys “wins” he wins alright because the retard dominos hires as a delivery boy forgets to get paid. Morons!
But these ones with “Fudgums” really gives a new meaning to taking a monster crunch.
That’s a wrap Haggis
Anyway Fudgums is, in all reality POOP. That’s right that lovable brown square is nothing more then a walk squeaking Turd.
And the commercials they run are retarded. It a hunk of crap and you let your daughter hug it. If I seen my neighbor doing that I would call family services ASAP.
“Oh Fudgums.” as the turd leaves a mess as it walks away. Right I wouldn’t be saying that, I would be a lot more vulgar.
As if the pizza wasn’t crappy enough they now give you free turds for desert. I can see the cooperator manager.
“After a crappy ass pizza let’s give then a free turd for desert. But will just say it’s free and bump up the cost of the meal deal by 3 bucks. They’ll never know, because customers a stupid.”
Remember that monkey they use to have as their spokes person. “Bad Andy” or whatever. I think they killed him of.
The health code probably didn’t agree about having a primate as an employee, just on the fact monkeys like to throw poop around. Now you could argue the monkey feces is the cleanest of all fecal matter, but it’s still frond upon.
I’ve figured it out. Fudgums is actually comprised of “Bad Andy” secretion. A living breathing monster of turd.
Dominos has had some stupid advertising in the past. Like the kickers commercial, where the guys “wins” he wins alright because the retard dominos hires as a delivery boy forgets to get paid. Morons!
But these ones with “Fudgums” really gives a new meaning to taking a monster crunch.
That’s a wrap Haggis