I take it the whole campus went on another trip somewhere while I scurried off to
regroup with some old friends whose names aren't anyone's business. Welcome back.
I'll stop running off now since I've made enough disappearances this summer. What can I say? I'm a busy man with a whole planet to
conduct animal-killing
research on and I've become bored with just teaching in these confines or really, just cutting things that are already dead. I'll just look through the Zoology catalogue and see if I can get any exotic beasts in here for the next school year before the higher-ups can deem them as illegal in this town. That's always a riot!
Any friends up for hanging out later today? Assuming I even have any friends?