And I'm back (again)! The internets are too overwhelming to be ignored, and therefore I am trying to combine all the information I've gathered from this crazy series of tubes and condense it in the most non-sensical way possible for your enjoyment/education. So here we go:
"You're not a shoplifter,
you're just a fat kid!"
"First of all Bonnie,
you've been pregnant for like 6 years! Are you gonna have the baby or not?"
"Well, I'm gettin' something really special too.
And by special I don't mean special like that Kleinaman boy down the street. More special like... like Special K, the cereal. Hey, what do they do with the regular K? And for that matter, what ever happend to K. Ballard? You know, if you said mallard and you had a cold, it would sound like ballard."
"What the hell does
RANT mean?"
"
I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World."
"Yeah, climb any mountain, rent any video, dial any phone. And not just our phone, Lois, other people's phones. Decent phones, God-fearing phones, phones that
everybody else gave up on, but we knew better because we were a team!"
"
You could kill all the girls who are prettier than me."
"
Well, that would just leave England."
*smooches*
The Management