Hmm...
So, the Slogan Generator is hilarious, if a bit disturbing.
I've gotten awesome slogans for my name such as
"The Ultimate Chani Machine"
"Solutions for a Small Chani"
"Just One Chani - Give It To Me!"
"I Bet He Drinks Chani!"
and
"That's Handy, Harry! Stick It In the Chani!"
I dunno about that last one, but yeah, it's definitely good for a few minutes of excellent procrastination.
In other exciting news this week...
Neil LaBute's latest plays have once again caused a stir, not only because one of them apparently stars David Schwimmer as the male lead, but because, well, it's Neil LaBute. Mmmm. the Shape of Things...
People creating/releasing/spreading Spyware will come under more fire if a new law is passed with harsher penalties for such activities. Woo.
Also...EEEK! Uzbekistan and China teaming up - how scary is that?
and along the same lines of scariness, well for one guy anyway: Mikhail Khodorkovsky's trial is finally coming to an end, after sitting in jail for two years. Putin's vendetta will probably be validified in some sense by the courts, however, seeing as 99% of Russian cases end in convictions. *sigh* Oh, Putin, you frightening man, you.
And finally...
Is the EU being pushed to ratify an all-encompassing constitution too quickly? Sure looks like some of the people in a few of those small countries like France, the Netherlands and, oh, Britain, seem to think so.
Yay, the world! We're all crazy, I guess. At least I'm getting paid to sit here and think about it. Almost lunchtime! :)
- The Management
I've gotten awesome slogans for my name such as
"The Ultimate Chani Machine"
"Solutions for a Small Chani"
"Just One Chani - Give It To Me!"
"I Bet He Drinks Chani!"
and
"That's Handy, Harry! Stick It In the Chani!"
I dunno about that last one, but yeah, it's definitely good for a few minutes of excellent procrastination.
In other exciting news this week...
Neil LaBute's latest plays have once again caused a stir, not only because one of them apparently stars David Schwimmer as the male lead, but because, well, it's Neil LaBute. Mmmm. the Shape of Things...
People creating/releasing/spreading Spyware will come under more fire if a new law is passed with harsher penalties for such activities. Woo.
Also...EEEK! Uzbekistan and China teaming up - how scary is that?
and along the same lines of scariness, well for one guy anyway: Mikhail Khodorkovsky's trial is finally coming to an end, after sitting in jail for two years. Putin's vendetta will probably be validified in some sense by the courts, however, seeing as 99% of Russian cases end in convictions. *sigh* Oh, Putin, you frightening man, you.
And finally...
Is the EU being pushed to ratify an all-encompassing constitution too quickly? Sure looks like some of the people in a few of those small countries like France, the Netherlands and, oh, Britain, seem to think so.
Yay, the world! We're all crazy, I guess. At least I'm getting paid to sit here and think about it. Almost lunchtime! :)
- The Management