THREE

Jan 06, 2011 00:25

Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
1. Have a varying sense of humor, from poop jokes and slapstick to complex shit.
2.  Have a fucking brain.  If I can't have intelligent conversations, I cry.
3. Be able to put up with me, because boy can I be obnoxious/immature sometimes.
4. Hygiene is cool.  I don't care how much of a man you are, dirty fingernails kill me.
5. Respect of your neighbors and environment.  From home and neighborhood, to the global.
6. Physical activity.  I need someone to do sports with.  +10 points if you can rollerblade.
7. Self-respect.
8. Eating healthy at least 70% of the time.  Deal with me being vegetarian.
10. Don't expect sex anytime soon.  Yes I am 10 years old and still freaked out by the thought of sex.

Of course, who knows if any of this really applies, because I'm sure I'll just get scared and push everyone away like I always do.  Alone for the rest of my life.  Lulz.

Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four things you want in a romantic partner.
Day Eight: Three of your favorite possessions.
Day Nine: Two images that describe your life or yourself right now.
Day Ten: One confession
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