oh santa
So every year my brother, sister, and I write a letter to Santa to leave with his milk and cookies. I thought this year's was particularly entertaining, and I'm sure there's a few of you who will appreciate it...
Dear Santa Claus,
Hello! I hope you're not too tired from your journey. If you have to go potty you are welcome to use our bathroom. If you are tired, eat Max's cookie (the tree with a lot of frosting), it will give you an instant sugar-rush. Now for the questions.
Where do you live? How do you know if someone is Jewish? Is Mrs. Claus hot? Is your house big? Do elves really work for you? Have you ever met Buddy the Elf? How do you get around the whole world in one night? Have you ever wet yourself on the job? Are the reindeer naughty or tame? Please write your response on the back of the paper.
Wait! One more question: How do you feel about global warming? the war in Iraq? President Bush? haha sorry that was actually three...
Love,
Remeny, Ariel, and Max White
SANTA'S RESPONSE:
1. North Pole
2. I check my list
3. You betcha
4. Very. Lots of elves, you know.
5. Yes - very hard
6. Buddy is an imposter
7. Planning, fast reindeer, time zones, and magic
8. I refuse to answer
9. Spirited, but tame
10. It burns me up...
11. That is an explosive issue
12. Who? He is NOT on my list!
-SANTA
Dear Santa Claus,
Hello! I hope you're not too tired from your journey. If you have to go potty you are welcome to use our bathroom. If you are tired, eat Max's cookie (the tree with a lot of frosting), it will give you an instant sugar-rush. Now for the questions.
Where do you live? How do you know if someone is Jewish? Is Mrs. Claus hot? Is your house big? Do elves really work for you? Have you ever met Buddy the Elf? How do you get around the whole world in one night? Have you ever wet yourself on the job? Are the reindeer naughty or tame? Please write your response on the back of the paper.
Wait! One more question: How do you feel about global warming? the war in Iraq? President Bush? haha sorry that was actually three...
Love,
Remeny, Ariel, and Max White
SANTA'S RESPONSE:
1. North Pole
2. I check my list
3. You betcha
4. Very. Lots of elves, you know.
5. Yes - very hard
6. Buddy is an imposter
7. Planning, fast reindeer, time zones, and magic
8. I refuse to answer
9. Spirited, but tame
10. It burns me up...
11. That is an explosive issue
12. Who? He is NOT on my list!
-SANTA