Happy Holidays, Hoshi_Ryo!
Title: GOING… GOING… GONE!!
Recipient: hoshi_ryo
Pairing: Aziraphale and Crowley, an assortment of extras.
Rating: General.
The Prompt: Aziraphale finds out that a recently-deceased collector of rare books has died and his collection is being sold.
Warnings: None. Perhaps a vague suggestion of M/M relationship if you squint sideways after a ( Read more... )
Recipient: hoshi_ryo
Pairing: Aziraphale and Crowley, an assortment of extras.
Rating: General.
The Prompt: Aziraphale finds out that a recently-deceased collector of rare books has died and his collection is being sold.
Warnings: None. Perhaps a vague suggestion of M/M relationship if you squint sideways after a ( Read more... )
"No… the point is… Why create something with a huge brain which could give most humans a good run for their money in the intelligence stakes, then stick it in a body which is shaped like a fish? Hardly fair, is it? I mean, how many times do you think that some wise dolphin has come up with an amazing invention or idea and decided to patent it, only to be thwarted at the last moment 'oh bugger, no hands, no opposable thumb…'. Eh?" Crowley jabbed a finger on the table for effect. "Did He have a surplus of fish-shapes to use up, or maybe He hadn't got to grips with the idea of legs at that point. Maybe He was just having an experimental moment… Angel? Er, ANGEL?"
Having an experimental moment indeed. I'm going to use that comeback next time somebody amongst my Conservative (religious) family members natters on about God creating X, Y, or Z. I'm sure it'll cause some excellent consternation.
Yes, Aziraphale: eBay (and other such online auctions) are life-changing *thumbs up*
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