[Falcon should really learn to pick a different bar. One that is not frequented by all manner of faculty and staff. He vaguely recognizes this guy as one of the new faculty and sits off at the other end of the bar, keeping to himself and drinking a manly man scotch on the rocks.
Dude, you, uh... related to the Lombardis, by any chance? I happen to know a Falco and stuff. Not that you look like a big blue bird... (hic!) Though actually, in some ways, you kinda do, man...
[Oh god, Bill. If only you knew the 6 degrees of separation you were at. ...I'm talking about James.]
AND WATCHING OUT OF THE CORNER OF HIS EYE.]
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But who...? Oh. Hey. That other teacher guy. He seemed nice enough.
Bill waved at him lightly with his free hand.]
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New guy.
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YO!! Wassup, man? [Manly pat on the back] What's your vice? I mean, like, what's your drink of preference here? Any recommendations?
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Nothing fancy. This is just scotch on the rocks.
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C'mon, dude, let's toast to something! Earth customs are fun! What should we toast to? Not getting invaded by tyrannical giant monkey heads?
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I didn't...catch your name.
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I'm Bill Grey, dude! What's yours?
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[He's staring at that raised bottle as if it's going to catch on fire, or bite him, or both.]
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Dude, you, uh... related to the Lombardis, by any chance? I happen to know a Falco and stuff. Not that you look like a big blue bird... (hic!) Though actually, in some ways, you kinda do, man...
[Oh god, Bill. If only you knew the 6 degrees of separation you were at. ...I'm talking about James.]
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[Apparently he does.]
Excuse me?
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[Bill, nearly drunk off his ass, leans in forward for a SEEKRIT.]
MAN, are you, like, the mutant offspring of Falco and some human chick? Cuz that'd be MOST RIGHTEOUS.
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Uh, yeah, actually! That's his dad!
[squint..]
But that photo you have doesn't look anything like him.. James is a Fox, dude. The hell is this poser?
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