02. Wha-wait!

[go4the4hatches]

D'awwwww, man, just as I get here, Fox takes off again! Pshaw! NOT way cool, man. NOT way cool

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[icequeen_aran]

You knew Fox?

[go4the4hatches]

[Bill shrugged it off. He seemed to get ditched by Fox more than he'd like to admit.]

Yeah... [He took a chug of his beer.] Fox and I go way back. Old buddies and all. And now he's gone again. [Sigh.]

How about you? How do you know Fox?

[icequeen_aran]

It's not everyday that you meet someone who knows the difference between Bryyo and Corneria's flora and fauna.

[go4the4hatches]

That you don't, man, haha! Though Corneria is, like, 90% water or somethin', so there isn't much in terms of dry land flora and fauna. Not like I'm an expert or nothin'. I just grew up there, haha.

[Chug chug chug, gulp.]

So, what's it like on Bryyo?

[icequeen_aran]

A place where only four percent of the land is actually habitable. The rest is a wasteland that is permanently shrouded in sun or night.

Very... primitive.

[go4the4hatches]

[Chug.]

Reminds me of Zoness, before it became completely 100% inhabitable. That place used to be a paradise, dude. Such a pity.

[Oh, Zoness. You will always hold a place in my Bill's heart.]

You seem like a pretty cool chickie. Are you a teacher? What do you teach?

[icequeen_aran]

[Planet toxic love holds a special place in everyone's heart.]

Armed Weaponry and Biomechanical Engineering.

[She idly swirls her bottle of vodka under her hand and notes he is chuggin' that Samus Adams Sam Adams down. Not bad, Bill.]

You are?

I need a drunk human Bill icon. Must work on that.

[go4the4hatches]

[Didn't even notice. He's getting pretty drunk at this point. Woot.]

(hic!) Niiiiiice! I teach... uh... Oh yeah, Pffffhilosophy. One of these days I'll have a class meeting,... and stuff... but Philosophy's hard, ya know?

DRUNK BILL ICON YOU SAY. *strokes chin*

[icequeen_aran]

Philosophy? [Eyebrow raise. Aha, he must be that new guy listed--Bill. Samus decides to bust his chops a little.] Are you going to teach it drunk?

Re: DRUNK BILL ICON YOU SAY. *strokes chin*

[go4the4hatches]

[Makes a rather effeminate, dismissive gesture.]

Hell naw, man! I'ma be sober by, uh... [looks at watch] Monday and all! Hic! [Turns to her and mutters under his breath--] I don't think I'd be able to, like, remember half this stuff I'm supposed to teach if I didn't, ya know? Hic! Haha!

[Chug.]

Mmmm. Me and Sam.. we go way back. [Which makes no sense since he's from Corneria, but just roll with it.]

[icequeen_aran]

[This could prove to be quite entertaining indeed. Sam plays along.]

Sam?

[go4the4hatches]

[Bill holds up his bottle of Sam Adams, which used to be a very rare import to Corneria. Not that he'd know. Or drink below the age limit or anything. Naw.]

Yeah, Sam! [points at his own bottle of beer like a drunken ... uh... idiot.] Sam Adams! Through all the Fox-ditchings and other bogus ... uh... [he trails off.]

Sam, you have never let me down! You have stayed with me (hic!) 'til the very end! And thus, I sal-hic-ute you, man! [mass chugging ensues.]

[icequeen_aran]

My name's Sam. [Super deadpan, said Sam.]

[go4the4hatches]

[Bill placed his bottle on the counter in surprise.]

Reeeeally? Can I call you that? Sam? What a pretty name!

Say, uh... [oh god here it comes] You taken or anything? 'Cuz I'd like to show you MY hatches, if you get my drift.

[pedaltothemetal]

Falcon was obviously in the bathroom during all this

[icequeen_aran]

There is a subconscious ire in your piss and you don't know why.

[Oh. Oh god one of these types. She frowns. That was the worst come on ever ha ha ha that was almost adorable except not.]

My hatches are not open. I'm taken.