AAAAAH!

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OHMYGOSH, THIS JUST CRACKS ME UP. Look at this Modest Apparel Christian Clothing! I was Googling dress pattern sites out of desperation and found that one, and it's all, like, Amish clothing! I wouldn't crack up at its being Amish and all, since I've been to the Amish country and I highly respect them and their way of life; rather, what kills me is the language:Our labor of love custom sews your beautiful garment of praise to enjoy the peace that comes with knowing you are dressed pleasing to God. As of 2004 we now sew Large, Plus, Majestic Size, Full Figure and Hard-To-Fit, which Sizes are hard to find also. Lydia of Purple custom seamstresses are specializing in big sizes from now on.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my gosh.