An Open Letter to an Inanimate Object
Dear Dental Floss,
It's a small drawer you sit in. How is it possible that I have to search for you for five minutes? And, no. I will not settle for flossing with the cord for my headphones or the one for my iPod charger.
Please see to this matter. The raspberry seed is becoming painful.
Sincerely,
The owner of the drawer in question
It's a small drawer you sit in. How is it possible that I have to search for you for five minutes? And, no. I will not settle for flossing with the cord for my headphones or the one for my iPod charger.
Please see to this matter. The raspberry seed is becoming painful.
Sincerely,
The owner of the drawer in question