I learned how to ....
Today I learned how to escape from the missionary position.
Let's see what you're picturing in your head ... yes, that's it... only with clothes. Spent a lot of hours on that today. Got strangled (really never been strangled to the point of choking before ...quite scary) and punched someone in the face out of reflex. Also learned how to do a somersault from the standing position, and land standing up again. Very Tomb Radier-y. Received a "perfect! Set the bar real high!" on my first try, which would have made me jump up and down and scream if I wasn't trying to be less girly.
Did the sleeper hold too.
Also got my bed messed up by the "gentle winds of New Braintree" and had to redo it (along with eeeeveryone else), making us 30 seconds late for class, making us write an essay on "why I was late for class." I think the drill instructors might have planned this.
Oh well. Off to shower. And eeeeeeeeat. I'm starving.