Maverick Senator Set to Intercept
Senator John McCain has been spotted off the coast of North Korea and appears to be postioning himself to intercept a N. Korean freighter suspected of dealing in arms in violation of UN Resolution 1874.
Passing ships have reported hearing a loud American voice talking about pork and fiscal responsibility.
We reached the offices of the Senator and they released a prepared statement, "Remember the words of Chairman Mao: 'It's always darkest before it's totally black.'."
The recently recommissioned schooner USS Sarah Palin [formerly Sarah and Caroline] is expected to arrive sometime next week if the winds favor her which is expected as God's twitter page was recently updated, "godspd sarah lolol."
Passing ships have reported hearing a loud American voice talking about pork and fiscal responsibility.
We reached the offices of the Senator and they released a prepared statement, "Remember the words of Chairman Mao: 'It's always darkest before it's totally black.'."
The recently recommissioned schooner USS Sarah Palin [formerly Sarah and Caroline] is expected to arrive sometime next week if the winds favor her which is expected as God's twitter page was recently updated, "godspd sarah lolol."