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This was one of those times in Man's existence that defined Us. Those mythical times when no answer is right, every odd look is over-analyzed and saying you like them both equally is not a fair choice.
'Whose legs do you like more?'
'YOUR LEGS ARE SUPPLE, YET ELEGANT. NOT UNLIKE THAT OF A JAGUAR,' I yelled, 'AND YOU LOOK LIKE A STICK OF GUM,' I should have screamed at them. My head swam. One of two things was going to happen, A I was going to stop drinking, B I was going to go to the Deli and buy another Tallboy.
'But look at yours! That caboose! Do you have any idea how much I have to eat to get a butt like that one?'
'Oh yeah, I work out all the time! Sitting in front of the computer counts, right?'
'I like Atiya's legs'. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck. Wrong Answer. Alaina didn't say anything, but her sad gaze was enough.
'See? Owen likes yours more,'
FUCK.
'Oh my god, I keep seeing stuff and it reminds me of him,' Atyia prattled.
Someone had left Whiskey in the freezer.
'Whose legs do you like more?'
'YOUR LEGS ARE SUPPLE, YET ELEGANT. NOT UNLIKE THAT OF A JAGUAR,' I yelled, 'AND YOU LOOK LIKE A STICK OF GUM,' I should have screamed at them. My head swam. One of two things was going to happen, A I was going to stop drinking, B I was going to go to the Deli and buy another Tallboy.
'But look at yours! That caboose! Do you have any idea how much I have to eat to get a butt like that one?'
'Oh yeah, I work out all the time! Sitting in front of the computer counts, right?'
'I like Atiya's legs'. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck. Wrong Answer. Alaina didn't say anything, but her sad gaze was enough.
'See? Owen likes yours more,'
FUCK.
'Oh my god, I keep seeing stuff and it reminds me of him,' Atyia prattled.
Someone had left Whiskey in the freezer.