Jo Jo's Jacket

Apr 17, 2006 02:01

I told Judge Wolfe that I drank on Sunday (total lie. I drank Tuesday night and puked pancakes of Chinese Food) and for telling the truth he gave me an additional thirty hours of community service.

I broke my dick.
C.H.U.D. Babiez are going to hop on the Hutch' and stalk me to my school.

I intend to spend as much of Culture Shock as possible shirtless and spraypainted.
(I assume everyone understands that drunk is shoved in right /\ there.)

The easiest way to make any (awesome) action movie into a drinking game is to drink whenever there's an explosion and a henchman flies through the air waving his arms.

I can't stop listening to:
Stephen Malkmus - Stephen Malkmus
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah! - Clap Your Hands Say Yeah!
Grandpaboy/Paul Westerberg - Mono

My dad described college as 'Doing the dumbest things possible and trying to get away with them.'
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