Too many rants in this sketch dump!
The internet is distracting. I can't even participate, there's so much shit going on. As a person who takes way too long to formulate words, I. can't. keep. up.
I think tumblr is the epitome of an overload of junk I don't care about. What interest do I have in a constant feed of ego stroking, fandom parading and pictures that would be cool if the author had posted a source? (Alright, the content isn't all bad, but even my good friends like things I don't care for, making at least half the content of my feed irrelevant to me, and making it a website I don't want to visit often!)
I tried to participate and couldn't. I have too strong a sense of "Who gives a shit? Only you!". It's why I keep to myself so much, and can admit that I'm not a big hit with most people. I can only feel like a fool if I try to parade my ego. But hey, I know that's all my own problem. I lack self-esteem, so I smirk like a bitch and study obnoxious egos from a distance, like I'm better or something. I know I'm not! IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME! Keep flaunting your taste like it's hot shit- I want to know how you believe it is.
As far as I know, this is the whole basis for my "lurker" personality when I try to use the internet. Aaaand why in real life I am just introverted to the point of frustration.
I'm working on a lot of things right now, hopefully some self-improvement but probably nothing of that nature. I can get back in the swing of drawing at least. I'm feeling rusty.
I can't tell you how long ago I started this one. It's Paisley's older sister Vivian. She's a tattoo artist and a bit of a bitch. Just look at her (Okay, it may just be me who unfairly hates any chick that has to adopt an entire rockabilly wardrobe in order to look like "herself". Welcome to my own bitchy sense of anti-fashion). She thrives on being compared to Bettie Paige, so here she is waiting for someone to make that possible.
Oh yeah, I won't be finishing this because looking at it puts me to sleep. Pinup chiiiiicks :|
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I drew this entire katamari while we were being jerked around by Telus on the phone.
Husband's in a coma, whaddya gonna do? Watch TV for a bit? Throw some stuff at his face?
Rabts
Bunners. These sketches are all about the awesome jackrabbits/hares/whatsthedifference from my hometown. They're really wild looking animals. And over here the rabbits are bunnies, like the kind people own as pets. Fuzzy widdle bunbuns. They're so funny to see around. Get your buns back to Petland, you silly things!
Also acceptable as a new year's celebration drawing, but that wasn't my first thought behind it.
I'm not even kidding with this- it's a character from Bea's imagination! I want to call her Bonnie for short, even though it's my sister's name X]
Emily (roommate, buddy'ol'pal) has this little doodle book we've been drawing in.
One of her doodles that I coloured.
My favourite expression as of late. MOAH POWDAH, CHAHLES.
Great question!
Did I mention how many cartoons we're putting in our brains? Emily, you're so much better than most people who are 25. This is the best friendship ever.
(Did you know that queer children are my favourite thing in the universe? I'm sure little Danny's comics are enough of a testament to that, haha)
CMYK pencil doodle?
Lew, I have an educational video to show you. It is called Ferngully.
This drawing is pretty good if you don't know what a human ribcage looks like.
Log Animal and Wednesday Cat seemed like they'd make good pals.
If you're the type who feels excluded by other peoples' in-jokes, you may find solace in the fact that there's really nothing to be "gotten" here. The joke is that it's dumb!
I wanted to try inking with a brush too, but I need a better brush for it. There are a lot of things I can't justify buying right now. I'm living off coffee, sapporo ichiban and peanut butter, geeze. Sometimes even popcorn or doughnuts. God, look at what I'm writing. You don't even need to know this.
But do you guys want to know the worst thing about living in the university area of Victoria? They are out of the big jar of nutella at every grocery store in the area. What the hell, how many students am I competing with? How often does this island get its nutella shipment? I'm not going to buy a miniscule jar of it when it costs only a few dollars more to get twice or three times as much. I'm not getting it as a special treat for my grandson who is just visiting for the weekend. I want to eat eggo waffle nutella sandwiches until I get fat. And when I am out of eggos I will just eat it off my hand. Don't get between me and my choco-spread hunger.
This area is called Saanich. So like. We should be covered as far as sandwich ingredients go. Am I right?
I think tumblr is the epitome of an overload of junk I don't care about. What interest do I have in a constant feed of ego stroking, fandom parading and pictures that would be cool if the author had posted a source? (Alright, the content isn't all bad, but even my good friends like things I don't care for, making at least half the content of my feed irrelevant to me, and making it a website I don't want to visit often!)
I tried to participate and couldn't. I have too strong a sense of "Who gives a shit? Only you!". It's why I keep to myself so much, and can admit that I'm not a big hit with most people. I can only feel like a fool if I try to parade my ego. But hey, I know that's all my own problem. I lack self-esteem, so I smirk like a bitch and study obnoxious egos from a distance, like I'm better or something. I know I'm not! IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME! Keep flaunting your taste like it's hot shit- I want to know how you believe it is.
As far as I know, this is the whole basis for my "lurker" personality when I try to use the internet. Aaaand why in real life I am just introverted to the point of frustration.
I'm working on a lot of things right now, hopefully some self-improvement but probably nothing of that nature. I can get back in the swing of drawing at least. I'm feeling rusty.
I can't tell you how long ago I started this one. It's Paisley's older sister Vivian. She's a tattoo artist and a bit of a bitch. Just look at her (Okay, it may just be me who unfairly hates any chick that has to adopt an entire rockabilly wardrobe in order to look like "herself". Welcome to my own bitchy sense of anti-fashion). She thrives on being compared to Bettie Paige, so here she is waiting for someone to make that possible.
Oh yeah, I won't be finishing this because looking at it puts me to sleep. Pinup chiiiiicks :|
ARCHYS
I drew this entire katamari while we were being jerked around by Telus on the phone.
Husband's in a coma, whaddya gonna do? Watch TV for a bit? Throw some stuff at his face?
Rabts
Bunners. These sketches are all about the awesome jackrabbits/hares/whatsthedifference from my hometown. They're really wild looking animals. And over here the rabbits are bunnies, like the kind people own as pets. Fuzzy widdle bunbuns. They're so funny to see around. Get your buns back to Petland, you silly things!
Also acceptable as a new year's celebration drawing, but that wasn't my first thought behind it.
I'm not even kidding with this- it's a character from Bea's imagination! I want to call her Bonnie for short, even though it's my sister's name X]
Emily (roommate, buddy'ol'pal) has this little doodle book we've been drawing in.
One of her doodles that I coloured.
My favourite expression as of late. MOAH POWDAH, CHAHLES.
Great question!
Did I mention how many cartoons we're putting in our brains? Emily, you're so much better than most people who are 25. This is the best friendship ever.
(Did you know that queer children are my favourite thing in the universe? I'm sure little Danny's comics are enough of a testament to that, haha)
CMYK pencil doodle?
Lew, I have an educational video to show you. It is called Ferngully.
This drawing is pretty good if you don't know what a human ribcage looks like.
Log Animal and Wednesday Cat seemed like they'd make good pals.
If you're the type who feels excluded by other peoples' in-jokes, you may find solace in the fact that there's really nothing to be "gotten" here. The joke is that it's dumb!
I wanted to try inking with a brush too, but I need a better brush for it. There are a lot of things I can't justify buying right now. I'm living off coffee, sapporo ichiban and peanut butter, geeze. Sometimes even popcorn or doughnuts. God, look at what I'm writing. You don't even need to know this.
But do you guys want to know the worst thing about living in the university area of Victoria? They are out of the big jar of nutella at every grocery store in the area. What the hell, how many students am I competing with? How often does this island get its nutella shipment? I'm not going to buy a miniscule jar of it when it costs only a few dollars more to get twice or three times as much. I'm not getting it as a special treat for my grandson who is just visiting for the weekend. I want to eat eggo waffle nutella sandwiches until I get fat. And when I am out of eggos I will just eat it off my hand. Don't get between me and my choco-spread hunger.
This area is called Saanich. So like. We should be covered as far as sandwich ingredients go. Am I right?