High Level Problems

Apr 23, 2006 18:09

I don't even know where to begin. This last week from Friday the 14th to Saturday the 22nd has to be the strangest week of my life. Perhaps strangest isn't the proper word yet for lack of thesaurus I will go with it ( Read more... )

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Where is the problem? evarlast April 26 2006, 20:12:03 UTC
Where is the problem? Fo real yo? I don't see it. You now go 3 bitches on your jock and I knows you got the cock. Juggle man. I can see you Jugglin.

You see, this is what happens after 7 year hiatus. It is karma. You will now have 7 years of fruitious, powerful, plentiful s3x0r. God knows you can juggle, jump to it! And if you think it isn't right, or it isn't fair, just remember: God never gives you more than you can handle.

Crying isn't a bad thing, it just means you have to remember that what you are juggling is serious and not to be take lightly or forgranted. You have been hardly working for 7 years. Now you will be working hard for 7 more. Lucky 7? Bibilical 7? Whatever. Sounds like you were talking a lot to the girls. Less talking, more fscking.

Now, given that juggling can be difficult here are some good ideas:
Never laugh at a text message from one girl in front of the other.
Whenever possible do not carry a cell phone or pager in front of any of the girls.
Juggling 3+ (I'm thinking there will ultimately be 7) girls at a time can be challenging in time and the wallet. Remember to allow them to pay when they offer and try to plan dates that don't cost money. Go for a walk in the park rather than going to the movies. Pack a picnic rather than going to dinner.
Don't sing Jay-Z in front of the girlies.
Avoid addressing any of them by name. You could say the wrong name. Instead use words like "Sugar" and "Baby".
Take a picture, it lasts forever.
Wear a cup at all times, if you get found out, she may try to kick you in the nuts.

Any one else with some advice on juggling here should chime in.

"Kavorka the allure of the animal. I'm dangerous."

It is in the stars baby! Try living life like this every day. It is a challenge.

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