I am an American aquarium drinker
HELLO!
Let me tell you, I have missed you, internet!
You know, I have been trying desperately to figure out how to get online with my rinky dink laptop and my cellphone for ages. I have the internet with my phone, and my damnable laptop couldn't get online via stealing from my neighboring jerks (read: soldiers) who actually pay for ordinary internet.
So after asking around for help for a few weeks, I, in passing, moaned acrimoniously to the right person. He knew immediately how to get my ass online!
It was simple. It was quick.
And all it really required was a quick Google search. Too easy.
Whoduthunk?
Am I bitter?
I am indeed, but I'm moving on.
So how are you, internet?
Love,
mat
PS- Wasn't I supposed to drop this thing once I was in the military?
Let me tell you, I have missed you, internet!
You know, I have been trying desperately to figure out how to get online with my rinky dink laptop and my cellphone for ages. I have the internet with my phone, and my damnable laptop couldn't get online via stealing from my neighboring jerks (read: soldiers) who actually pay for ordinary internet.
So after asking around for help for a few weeks, I, in passing, moaned acrimoniously to the right person. He knew immediately how to get my ass online!
It was simple. It was quick.
And all it really required was a quick Google search. Too easy.
Whoduthunk?
Am I bitter?
I am indeed, but I'm moving on.
So how are you, internet?
Love,
mat
PS- Wasn't I supposed to drop this thing once I was in the military?