This is hilarious!

[gnaremoob]

http://tinyurl.com/35cb7e
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=New+York,+New+York+to+Paris,+France&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=25.484783,65.390625&layer=&ie=UTF8&om=1&z=3

Look at step number 23

Edit
Better Alex?