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Things that piss me off:
- Fruit-on-the-bottom yogurt
- Those little treads on the side of highways that make that god-awful noise
- The color orange
- Anyone that tries to tell me the differences between various shades of "off-white"
- People that refuse to acknowledge that I am the most competent driver in the world
- The phrase "You should go to class, Gavin"
- People that play pick-up basketball but don't know the rules of basketball
- Southern California
- People that are more attractive than me
- "No Turn on Red" signs
- People that have ever used the phrase "Gavin, you know you're on the wrong side of the road, right?"
- Any and all discussions of more than thirty seconds about how wasted you got last night
- People that flirt with me but don't sleep with me
- People that don't sleep with me
- Garlic salt
- Cruelty to puppies and/or stuffed animals
- Any and all music performed by someone other than the actual writer
- Anybody who has ever advanced the theory that Francis Bacon wrote Shakespeare's plays
- Having to answer the question "Gavin, do you think I'm attractive?"
- Having to defend my truthful contention that you are, in fact, attractive
- Novelty license plates
- The price of operating a washing machine and the painful realization that you have yet to pay for the dryer
- The smell of my linen closet
- The duck-billed platypus
- People that don't think I'm funny when I use the word "platypussy" as an adjective
- Anyone who responds to this post with the question "Dude, what happened in your linen closet?"
- Anyone who calls me "Dude"
This is, of course, not an exhaustive list.
- Fruit-on-the-bottom yogurt
- Those little treads on the side of highways that make that god-awful noise
- The color orange
- Anyone that tries to tell me the differences between various shades of "off-white"
- People that refuse to acknowledge that I am the most competent driver in the world
- The phrase "You should go to class, Gavin"
- People that play pick-up basketball but don't know the rules of basketball
- Southern California
- People that are more attractive than me
- "No Turn on Red" signs
- People that have ever used the phrase "Gavin, you know you're on the wrong side of the road, right?"
- Any and all discussions of more than thirty seconds about how wasted you got last night
- People that flirt with me but don't sleep with me
- People that don't sleep with me
- Garlic salt
- Cruelty to puppies and/or stuffed animals
- Any and all music performed by someone other than the actual writer
- Anybody who has ever advanced the theory that Francis Bacon wrote Shakespeare's plays
- Having to answer the question "Gavin, do you think I'm attractive?"
- Having to defend my truthful contention that you are, in fact, attractive
- Novelty license plates
- The price of operating a washing machine and the painful realization that you have yet to pay for the dryer
- The smell of my linen closet
- The duck-billed platypus
- People that don't think I'm funny when I use the word "platypussy" as an adjective
- Anyone who responds to this post with the question "Dude, what happened in your linen closet?"
- Anyone who calls me "Dude"
This is, of course, not an exhaustive list.