LOL RAGE QUIT EMAIL VERSION
Dear Baristas,
I’m sharing a copy of this announcement with you in case you (and/or your friends) are interested in being easily found on LinkedIn.
This FREE event is sponsored by the “CSN Engineering Networking Group” and is open to all professionals!
You are encouraged to bring a friend (or two) and arrive early to get good seating!
Tuesday Morning - x, 2010
Location: Large Meeting Room (enter in the S.W. corner of the building)
Sponsor: “CSN Engineering Networking Group”
8:45 AM - 8:59 AM - Arrival and “Sign-In”
9:00 AM - 9:14 AM - Welcome and Introductory Announcements
9:15 AM - 10:14 AM -“Professional’s Guide to Higher LinkedIn Rankings”
10:15 AM - 10:30 AM - Informal Follow-up Networking
x Church
(Approx. 1 mile west of x and ½ mile south of x)
x Drive
x, TX
Map to event:
We hope to see you there.
Best regards, David
PS: This is an excellent program! You won’t be bothered with commercials or promotions of any kind.
David x
MBA (x), CFPIM, CIRM, CMQ/OE, CQA, CQE, PMP
x Drive
x, TX
xxx-xxx-xxxx (office)
xxx-xxx-xxxx (mobile)
Email:
Linkedin:
Twitter:
Gratias ago ergo sum
"I thank therefore I am."
** THE BEST COMPLIMENT I CAN RECEIVE IS A “THANK YOU” **
This is a FREE program sponsored by the “CSN Engineering Networking Group”
Reservations are not required. However, we encourage you to arrive early for good seating.
Tuesday - x, 2010
9:00 AM - 10:30 AM
x Church
(Approx. 1 mile west of x and ½ mile south of x)
x Drive
x, TX
Map to event:
“Professional’s Guide to Higher LinkedIn Rankings”
(Proven techniques for getting your profile to rank higher on LinkedIn searches)
If the following questions pique your interest, this presentation will give you practical career tools:
How do I find a job that matches my interests and skills using LinkedIn?
How do I choose keywords and design my profile so recruiters can find me?
Where do I place keywords and phrases in my profile for maximum impact?
What’s a practical approach to measuring my progress on LinkedIn rankings?
How do I get my name on the top or near the top of the LinkedIn rankings?
Which endorsements (recommendations) boost my LinkedIn rankings?
Presented by:
David x
MBA (x), CFPIM, CIRM, CMQ/OE, CQA, CQE, PMP
x Drive
x, TX
xxx-xxx-xxxx (office)
xxx-xxx-xxxx (mobile)
Email:
Linkedin:
Twitter:
Gratias ago ergo sum
"I thank therefore I am."
** THE BEST COMPLIMENT I CAN RECEIVE IS A “THANK YOU” **
“Professional’s Guide to Higher LinkedIn Rankings”
(Proven techniques for getting your profile to rank higher on LinkedIn searches)
David x, MBA (x)
CFPIM, CIRM, CMQ/OE, CQA, CQE, PMP
As a pro-bono advisor/consultant and advisor to unemployed/underemployed professionals, David x specializes in helping individuals get higher rankings in LinkedIn searches. As an independent user who is not affiliated in any way with LinkedIn, Mr. x was free to use his experience and skills to get his own profile to appear consistently among the top ten in any of more than three dozen key phrases. The techniques he developed can be used by anyone who writes at a 9th-grade level and can count from one to one-hundred. We will enjoy learning from real-life examples presented by a graduate of the x Business School with early life experience-based qualifications from the school of hard knocks.
David will cover:
§ Where to Place Keywords and Phrases for Maximum Impact
§ A Practical Approach to Measuring Your Rankings Progress
§ Which Endorsements Boost Your LinkedIn Profile’s Ranking
Mr. X has refined his skills through more than two decades of delivering executive consulting services and custom (tailored) seminars in operations management, new product development, engineering administration, and project management. Before his most recent assignment as a senior consultant with NEC, Mr. X directed an international consulting firm and held technical, senior advisory and managerial positions with several major high-tech companies. Mr. X has served on the Industry Advisory Council for the X School of Engineering and on the Program Advisory Council for X University. His community service includes substantial contributions in numerous appointed and elected positions with D/FW area non-profit organizations.
Mr. X received his project management professional certification from the X Institute in 1993 and served three terms as president of the 2,500+ member Dallas Chapter where under his leadership more than 1,000 chapter members earned their PMP certification and the chapter tripled in size in less than three years. Mr. X is certified as a quality auditor, quality engineer, and quality manager by the American Society for Quality. He is also certified at the fellow level in production & inventory management and certified in integrated resource management by the American Production & Inventory Control Society. Mr. X was elected to Beta Gamma Sigma national business honor society and is a member of Mensa and Intertel. He received an A.E.S. degree from X College, a B.S.B. degree from the University of X and an M.B.A. degree from X.
Anyway, he sent that flier. What on God's blue earth does that have to do with volunteering to serve espresso after Mass? I send the following in a reply to him and him alone: "I don't consider this an appropriate use of the baristas email list. I consider this spam. Please don't ever email me again with things like this."
He then replies to the WHOLE email list, and DOES NOT include my polite reply:
Joe,
I apologize to you and the rest of the Barista’s for my “insensitive” email inviting them to a FREE presentation on LinkedIn.
I was a little too busy preparing for the FREE event to “personalize” each invitation.
Given the response below from Steve, I would like to have my name removed from the Barista roster without delay.
If I had been trying to make some money off him (or anyone else) instead of trying to do my friends a favor, I could have understood the response.
Thank you.
Best regards, David
So, who has the attitude problem?
I’m sharing a copy of this announcement with you in case you (and/or your friends) are interested in being easily found on LinkedIn.
This FREE event is sponsored by the “CSN Engineering Networking Group” and is open to all professionals!
You are encouraged to bring a friend (or two) and arrive early to get good seating!
Tuesday Morning - x, 2010
Location: Large Meeting Room (enter in the S.W. corner of the building)
Sponsor: “CSN Engineering Networking Group”
8:45 AM - 8:59 AM - Arrival and “Sign-In”
9:00 AM - 9:14 AM - Welcome and Introductory Announcements
9:15 AM - 10:14 AM -“Professional’s Guide to Higher LinkedIn Rankings”
10:15 AM - 10:30 AM - Informal Follow-up Networking
x Church
(Approx. 1 mile west of x and ½ mile south of x)
x Drive
x, TX
Map to event:
We hope to see you there.
Best regards, David
PS: This is an excellent program! You won’t be bothered with commercials or promotions of any kind.
David x
MBA (x), CFPIM, CIRM, CMQ/OE, CQA, CQE, PMP
x Drive
x, TX
xxx-xxx-xxxx (office)
xxx-xxx-xxxx (mobile)
Email:
Linkedin:
Twitter:
Gratias ago ergo sum
"I thank therefore I am."
** THE BEST COMPLIMENT I CAN RECEIVE IS A “THANK YOU” **
This is a FREE program sponsored by the “CSN Engineering Networking Group”
Reservations are not required. However, we encourage you to arrive early for good seating.
Tuesday - x, 2010
9:00 AM - 10:30 AM
x Church
(Approx. 1 mile west of x and ½ mile south of x)
x Drive
x, TX
Map to event:
“Professional’s Guide to Higher LinkedIn Rankings”
(Proven techniques for getting your profile to rank higher on LinkedIn searches)
If the following questions pique your interest, this presentation will give you practical career tools:
How do I find a job that matches my interests and skills using LinkedIn?
How do I choose keywords and design my profile so recruiters can find me?
Where do I place keywords and phrases in my profile for maximum impact?
What’s a practical approach to measuring my progress on LinkedIn rankings?
How do I get my name on the top or near the top of the LinkedIn rankings?
Which endorsements (recommendations) boost my LinkedIn rankings?
Presented by:
David x
MBA (x), CFPIM, CIRM, CMQ/OE, CQA, CQE, PMP
x Drive
x, TX
xxx-xxx-xxxx (office)
xxx-xxx-xxxx (mobile)
Email:
Linkedin:
Twitter:
Gratias ago ergo sum
"I thank therefore I am."
** THE BEST COMPLIMENT I CAN RECEIVE IS A “THANK YOU” **
“Professional’s Guide to Higher LinkedIn Rankings”
(Proven techniques for getting your profile to rank higher on LinkedIn searches)
David x, MBA (x)
CFPIM, CIRM, CMQ/OE, CQA, CQE, PMP
As a pro-bono advisor/consultant and advisor to unemployed/underemployed professionals, David x specializes in helping individuals get higher rankings in LinkedIn searches. As an independent user who is not affiliated in any way with LinkedIn, Mr. x was free to use his experience and skills to get his own profile to appear consistently among the top ten in any of more than three dozen key phrases. The techniques he developed can be used by anyone who writes at a 9th-grade level and can count from one to one-hundred. We will enjoy learning from real-life examples presented by a graduate of the x Business School with early life experience-based qualifications from the school of hard knocks.
David will cover:
§ Where to Place Keywords and Phrases for Maximum Impact
§ A Practical Approach to Measuring Your Rankings Progress
§ Which Endorsements Boost Your LinkedIn Profile’s Ranking
Mr. X has refined his skills through more than two decades of delivering executive consulting services and custom (tailored) seminars in operations management, new product development, engineering administration, and project management. Before his most recent assignment as a senior consultant with NEC, Mr. X directed an international consulting firm and held technical, senior advisory and managerial positions with several major high-tech companies. Mr. X has served on the Industry Advisory Council for the X School of Engineering and on the Program Advisory Council for X University. His community service includes substantial contributions in numerous appointed and elected positions with D/FW area non-profit organizations.
Mr. X received his project management professional certification from the X Institute in 1993 and served three terms as president of the 2,500+ member Dallas Chapter where under his leadership more than 1,000 chapter members earned their PMP certification and the chapter tripled in size in less than three years. Mr. X is certified as a quality auditor, quality engineer, and quality manager by the American Society for Quality. He is also certified at the fellow level in production & inventory management and certified in integrated resource management by the American Production & Inventory Control Society. Mr. X was elected to Beta Gamma Sigma national business honor society and is a member of Mensa and Intertel. He received an A.E.S. degree from X College, a B.S.B. degree from the University of X and an M.B.A. degree from X.
Anyway, he sent that flier. What on God's blue earth does that have to do with volunteering to serve espresso after Mass? I send the following in a reply to him and him alone: "I don't consider this an appropriate use of the baristas email list. I consider this spam. Please don't ever email me again with things like this."
He then replies to the WHOLE email list, and DOES NOT include my polite reply:
Joe,
I apologize to you and the rest of the Barista’s for my “insensitive” email inviting them to a FREE presentation on LinkedIn.
I was a little too busy preparing for the FREE event to “personalize” each invitation.
Given the response below from Steve, I would like to have my name removed from the Barista roster without delay.
If I had been trying to make some money off him (or anyone else) instead of trying to do my friends a favor, I could have understood the response.
Thank you.
Best regards, David
So, who has the attitude problem?