Karate Explosion
WELL, It's Saturday and I'm at work. ALONE.
If this were a movie (my movie), this would be the part where some hot guy comes in and ravages me on my desk, but in reality I've locked the door behind me so I don't have to worry about intruders. Every little noise startles me and I daydream about how I'm going to kick someone's ass when they come in here to steal office equipment. It wouldn't even be badass, like Jean Claude VanDam, or Steven Segal, or that chick from the Next Karate Kid. No. I would have an entire blueprint of the office and hilarity would ensue as I would use things like paper shredders and thumb tacks to defeat my intruders, almost exactly like an office version of Home Alone.
On my way to work this morning, I was flipping through the radio stations and came across one that plays nothing but Christmas songs. I thought to myself, "A bit early, isn't it?" and soon realized that I have about two weeks to get all my shopping done.
Psshh I have plenty of time before the panic sets in.
If this were a movie (my movie), this would be the part where some hot guy comes in and ravages me on my desk, but in reality I've locked the door behind me so I don't have to worry about intruders. Every little noise startles me and I daydream about how I'm going to kick someone's ass when they come in here to steal office equipment. It wouldn't even be badass, like Jean Claude VanDam, or Steven Segal, or that chick from the Next Karate Kid. No. I would have an entire blueprint of the office and hilarity would ensue as I would use things like paper shredders and thumb tacks to defeat my intruders, almost exactly like an office version of Home Alone.
On my way to work this morning, I was flipping through the radio stations and came across one that plays nothing but Christmas songs. I thought to myself, "A bit early, isn't it?" and soon realized that I have about two weeks to get all my shopping done.
Psshh I have plenty of time before the panic sets in.