Posted because I want to remember this later.
Kay so I was browsing deviantart, as usual, looking through someone's gallery. I usually read the first couple comments, this time was no different. Under this particular submission, I see the most ridiculous comment ever. I cringed and LOL'd at the same time.
"I like this picture alot, it is really good. You are a good artist.
I Wish I could Draw As GooD As This x.x god i am such a loser, ARGH!!! I HATE MYSELF, I HATE MY LIFE!!!! NOONE CARES ABOUT ME x.x NOONE LOOKS AT MY PRETTY PICTURE!!!:[link] ... i am such a sorrow! *dies*" I clicked the link, out of curiosity, and saw that the file no longer existed on DA. So I go to the loser's profile, and I see that he's been banned for spamming that exact comment on tons of submissions on DA. Some of them were even writing submissions, not drawings. I also see that people ACTUALLY looked through his gallery, and were leaving him positive comments. The guy commented on his own page with "NOBODY WILL LOOK AT THIS [link to pic] I HATE YOU ALL!!" His signature, the icing on the cake, reads "I HATE MYSELF BECAUSE YOU WON'T LOOK AT THIS! [link to pic] IT'S MY ID."
Srsly, guy? Obvious fishing for compliments is obvious. And people were buying it, hook, line, and sinker. Oh, da. You never fail to amaze (or amuse) me.