video games anyone?

[gluestick]

So anyone ever wonder what it would be like to live in a video game? Well then get your bitch asses over here with a shovel and a shotgun and we can play resident evil because my crazy fucking roommate is a goddam corpse. Okay, well to be fair two of my roommates (Ann and Michelle) are awesome <333. But crazy ass Jazmin sits in her room for fucking days at a time, then creeps out at 2:13 am to make dinner and turn the AC onto 66 degrees when it's 45 outside. She has the pallor face of a cadaver, no emotions, and if she wasn't so square as to not do drugs I would swear she's on a interminable stream of barbiturates. Normally I wouldn't have a problem with mopy losers who sit in their rooms all day to sleep and masturbate (in fact the less I see of her, the better); HOWEVER it does give me the green light to bitch and criticize you in such a supercilious flourish when YOU (yes you ya fucking corpse) insist on killing me by slow death of hypothermia. I mean I'm sure the cold air keeps those dark rings of death under your eyes and the anemic grey tint of your rigor mortis-sticken skin to a sickly perfection, but as for the other 3 people in the apartment we're not fucking eskimos!(however that would be hot if I were one ;) ) oh and btw, the next time you tell me to turn down my music I'm breaking every one of your fucking disney soundtracks.
whew.....
Good news of the day: my labret (that's labret not labia thank you) is finally all healed up since my dog wacked me so hard in the face that i sliced my gums open o_O

ps- oh and duck butter are you planning on coming down with jillian for spring break? lemme know so i can figure out what everyone's doing