I never said my friends were bright...

[gludington2002]

This is on the off-chance that Jason actually still reads this from time to time.

"You know, you're pretty smokin' for an older woman"

That's not a pickup line you deuche! You honestly expected results other than what you got? Ahahahahahaha.... hahahaha... hah... ahhhhh.

That made my night. Drunk texts = win.