To the tune of the locomotion!

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Ladies and gentlemen, the THIRD DECLENSION SONG!

Everybody's working on their nouns and verbs now,
Come on baby, do the third declension!
Like canis, canem, canis yeah, that's how it goes now,
Come on baby, do the third declension!
A little bit of vocab and a lot of sweat
And you haven't even started on subjunctives yet,
So come on, come on, do the third declension with me...

You've got to conjugate now baby (come on, come on)
And then subordinate, yeah, yeah! (woah, woah, woah, woah)

Everybody's working on a brand new tense now,
Come on baby, do the perfect passive!
Like missus sum and captus sum, that's how it goes now,
Come on baby, do the perfect passive!
You give up for the present, it just don't make sense,
But it will all be perfect in the future tense -
So come on, come on, do the perfect passive with me...

You've got to conjugate now baby (come on, come on)
It's just imperative, yeah, yeah (woah, woah, woah, woah)

Everybody's working on a brand new clause now,
Come on baby, do indirect question!
You just need a subjunctive and a who, what, where, how,
Come on baby, do indirect question!
Conditional clause and final clause are easy stuff
It's only that one Santa Claus that I find tough,
So come on, come on, do the third declension,
So come on, come on, do the third declension,
So come on, come on, do the third declension with me!