I just had the best Omegle conversation ever...
You: Dave?
Stranger: Buster?
You: What, really?
You: I found you?
Stranger: Haha I know. I've been looking for you for ever
You: You owe me five bucks now! I kept my side of the bet that time you found me with Katie
Stranger: Katie? Who the crap is katie?
You: Just that blond you bet me I couldn't get off with
Stranger: What happened to sara?
You: This was before Sara
You: Last year?
You: I can't believe you don't remember
Stranger: Ohh. That blonde with the mole?
You: Yeah, her
You: You sat with her brother in English once?
You: Weird little blond kid?
You: Kept humming the Star Wars theme?
Stranger: Ohhh ya I remeber now.
Stranger: *remember
Stranger: Sounds like my chem teacher.
Stranger: Dude how's it going with her?
You: Mr Eccles?
You: With Sara?
You: We broke up
You: :(
You: She caught me with Emma-Jane at Nathan's party
Stranger: Oh I'm sorry. What happened?
You: Well, we were only playing party games...
You: I had to get the chocolate out of her mouth
You: With mine.
You: It was completely innocent, man
You: But Sara got mad.
Stranger: Oh. Party games are nothing to break up over
Stranger: But man, that SUCKS
You: I know.
You: I left her like a hundred messages
Stranger: And?
You: She never called me back, but her brother did.
You: And he happens to be friends with Big Joe...
You: Which wasn't fun.
You: I still have the bruises
You: But you remember Fiona?
You: That really tall redhead?
Stranger: Ya I remember fiona. Cute girl
You: Yeah, sexy as
You: Well, she and I have a bit of a thing
You: She's always in the coffee shop when I go in
You: And she smiles at me
Stranger: Ohh snap. Go buster.
You: Dude, she is so fit.
You: But anyway, look at me talk!
You: How are you Dave?
You: How did the football season go?
Stranger: I'm good. Football is.. hurting
Stranger: Coach is killing us
You: Aw, god. Your ankle holding up?
You: I couldn't believe it when I heard that snap
You: Man, I am so sorry I fell on you like that.
Stranger: Yep thank goodness. My knees on the other hand are terrible
Stranger: Ah its ok
You: I should buy you dinner or something
Stranger: You didn't know that banana was there
You: I know, I know
You: Still feel guilty.
You: Haven't been able to eat one since
You: So did things pan out with Erica?
Stranger: Well not so good
You: Oh, bro...
You: What happened?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.