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Do you take cash?
Do you have Windows 95 for Sony Playstation?*
I bought this item 6 years ago. I don't have a receipt and I'm not even sure if I bought it here. Can I get a cash refund?
Is this phone y2k compliant?*
Hello (company name), open till 6 how may I help you?
Uumm yes, can you tell me what time you're open till?
Is your Sunset Dinner Cruise on a boat? followed by: is there any meal on there?
What kind of brush do I need for this paint? (Holds up a spray can)
What color are your blue tarps
How hard is your salami?
Where does the film go in the digital camera?
Do you sell a parmesan cheese shaker in the shape of a rat
What's the difference between a frozen margarita and a regular one?
What are Your hours?
We are open from 8 a.m. until 10 p.m..
O'Clock?
Do you carry edible plates?*
Which one is the Sprite? (With a coke and sprite on the counter.)
(at a caverns national park) How much of the caves haven't been discovered yet?*
* - denotes fave
Do you have Windows 95 for Sony Playstation?*
I bought this item 6 years ago. I don't have a receipt and I'm not even sure if I bought it here. Can I get a cash refund?
Is this phone y2k compliant?*
Hello (company name), open till 6 how may I help you?
Uumm yes, can you tell me what time you're open till?
Is your Sunset Dinner Cruise on a boat? followed by: is there any meal on there?
What kind of brush do I need for this paint? (Holds up a spray can)
What color are your blue tarps
How hard is your salami?
Where does the film go in the digital camera?
Do you sell a parmesan cheese shaker in the shape of a rat
What's the difference between a frozen margarita and a regular one?
What are Your hours?
We are open from 8 a.m. until 10 p.m..
O'Clock?
Do you carry edible plates?*
Which one is the Sprite? (With a coke and sprite on the counter.)
(at a caverns national park) How much of the caves haven't been discovered yet?*
* - denotes fave