Oh god ...

The Creators ... they're awake.

And they want to speak to you.

Right now!

((OOC: Future-dated to take place AFTER the Master Plot is finished. Just wanted to get this out of the way, that's all. And to have this happen before the Master Plot would be brainbreaking to Eva.))

I got my new kitten a few days ago! She's just the cutest little thing ever! Her name is Slippy, and she's an orange and white tabby. Kinda reminds me of Barn Kitty way back when ( Read more... )

I have an announcement to make.

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Eva and I woke up early to watch the sunrise today. I never really cared much to see it, back when I was still human. Imagine the things we take for granted.

The first time I ever saw the sunrise on Earth was a year ago, when I first gave Eva my dog tags. It was the day that I had to return to Oban, after leaving her for the first time. I remember ( Read more... )

I get to hang out at Eva's house all day, watching TV and eating cookies and candy. Kinda boring. But at least I get to play with her when she comes back from school!

But you wanna know the best part about being stuck in this tiny little body? Eva's boobs are ginormous! They're like two giant pillows that I can sleep on~ ^__^

Eva likes to carry me ( Read more... )

I wake up this morning to find myself twelve inches tall and nuzzled against Eva's boobs. THEN SHE FREAKED OUT AND THREW ME INTO A WALL! That ... really hurt.

And if being only a foot tall with stubby hands and feet wasn't bad enough ... MY PENIS HAS DECIDED TO GO AWOL.

This isn't fair, dammit! This is supposed to be my Honeymoon, my special time to ( Read more... )