Epic Christmas list

[glowy_brows]

Oh man, I waited until the last minute to do this again! Dammit all!

Comments

[attorney_at_lol]

I appreciate the thought, but you don't have to get me anything.

[glowy_brows]

But I want to! If you don't ask for anything, you're getting a plate of cookies and a scarf!

[attorney_at_lol]

...What kind of cookies?

[glowy_brows]

Any kind you want! Also, what color would you like your scarf to be?

[attorney_at_lol]

Well, I am partial to chocolate chip...

What about gloves instead? The office has been getting a little cold lately. Makes it difficult to get any work done.

[glowy_brows]

Good choice, my friend. Good choice.

What kind? Knitted, or something leather?

[attorney_at_lol]

Oh, um... Whatever's warmest?

[glowy_brows]

Probably leather. I'll get a nice brown color. It matches with more outfits, I think.

[attorney_at_lol]

Thanks, Jordan. I really appreciate it.

[glowy_brows]

Hey, it's all about getting into the spirit of the holidays.

Don't worry about getting anything for me in return. But if you really want to, how about some kind of home-baked goods?

[attorney_at_lol]

'Home-baked' as in... baked in my home?

[glowy_brows]

Of course! I mean, when you make something yourself, it means more to the person you're giving it to.

[attorney_at_lol]

...Baked by me?

[glowy_brows]

Yeah? Is that a problem?

[attorney_at_lol]

Oh, er... Of course not. I'll, uh, I'll make you some cookies or something.

[glowy_brows]

... you don't know how to bake, do you?