[Here, have a Jordan Thrall, LAWLZ]

[glowy_brows]

Heeeeee, summer's finally here! You know what that means? My little girl gets to spend her vacation with me for three solid months! Ah, I'm so happy! Amara is growing up so fast. I'm going to be picking her up from school today so that we can spend some time together on Oban. I'm sure she'll want to see Squishy again, too. I've already decided we'

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[assistant_god]

...Jordan, are you awake?

[glowy_brows]

Of course I'm awake! What is with everyone here? No one seems to remember that I have a daughter!

[assistant_god]

That would be because to us you haven't been married nine months, let alone fifteen years.

Maybe there's some sort of glitch in your transmission that's sending it back in time?

[glowy_brows]

I have no idea. I never really was all that good with technology, you know that.

Ten ... seems convinced that something is very, very wrong. And now I'm starting to wonder if maybe he's right. But things seem to be going so well for me!

[assistant_god]

Well, you do seem to be posting from a different IP...but yours switches around anyway...

I don't know. No one else seems to have time problems, and we beat Canaletto, so...

[glowy_brows]

Eh ... what does that mean, exactly?

I guess this would be a bad time to mention that you got married last year, too. >_>

[assistant_god]

Just that yo-

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WHAT?!?!

[glowy_brows]

Yeah, I was ... sortaoneofyourgroomsmenyeah. >_>

I'm pretty sure I don't have to tell you who the bride was.

[assistant_god]

((We are experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by.))

[glowy_brows]

... Orlando? You okay there, buddy?