The 12 types of lovers everyone should experience

[glowworm45]

So, I found this blog and thought it to be quite humorous and thought provoking...

1. LANGUAGE BARRIER
WHY: A lover with a language barrier doesn't waste time with chit chat.

2. PERFECT BOOTY CALL
WHY: The perfect booty call is a creature more mythic and illusive than the Lochness Monster and Santa Claus combined.

3. BENEFACTOR
WHY: Everyday is like Christmas.

4. SADIST
WHY: Although it can't last, it's good to know this level of passion at least once.

5. ROB THE CRADLE
WHY: Why not?

6. RESPECT YOUR ELDERS
WHY: To find out what the future holds.

7. PLAY IN THE HAMPTONS
WHY: See how the other half lives.

8. SEDUCE A SUBORDINATE
WHY: Because men shouldn't get to have all the sexual harassment fun.

9. FRENCH TICKLER
WHY: The culture is made for love.

10. JUNGLE FEVER
WHY: Woman cannot live on white meat alone.

11. SEDUCE YOUR BOSS
WHY: A boss is meant to be seduced.

12. THREESOME
WHY: There is no greater thrill than having two men, cock in hand, begging you for attention.
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The 12 types of lovers everyone should experience