"I'm going to take Beth on tour with me and make her my body guard."
Today I went to work and I was crazy and everything else was crazy.
I answered the store phone and it wa sa teenage boy, here is the converstaion::
boy: I was wondering if you could check to see if you had a certain item in stock.
me: Okay, what are you looking for ?
boy: Well I'm 17 and I'm getting ready for prom in 3 weeks and I was wondering if you sell condoms. I've been calling around and no one has them.
me: We do not sell condoms. Go to Walgreens.
boy: Really? Will they sell them to me even though I'm 17 ?
me: Yes.
boy: Okay, I have a question for you.
me: I may not answer, depending on what it is.
boy: Do they have them in a bunch of sizes ?
Then I hung up.
Rachel asked me if I knew where the poster plan-o-gram is. I ask her why. She goes "We got this Star Wars poster and I don't know where it goes." I got extremely excited, for no apparent reason.
Later I got a crazy voicemail from Justin and I couldn't stop laughing for about 12 minutes.
Then Liz was threatening to throw whiskey jelloshots at me. While she was eating my spaghettios.
Also what would happen if we went together to Conor's to pick my stuff up.
Liz and I are too crazy of a combination.
I'm trying to work on my paperwork for the new job, but its awful.
I'm going to see Comeback Kid on Sunday. Its at Clearwater, which is 10 minutes from my house. It'll be good times.
I answered the store phone and it wa sa teenage boy, here is the converstaion::
boy: I was wondering if you could check to see if you had a certain item in stock.
me: Okay, what are you looking for ?
boy: Well I'm 17 and I'm getting ready for prom in 3 weeks and I was wondering if you sell condoms. I've been calling around and no one has them.
me: We do not sell condoms. Go to Walgreens.
boy: Really? Will they sell them to me even though I'm 17 ?
me: Yes.
boy: Okay, I have a question for you.
me: I may not answer, depending on what it is.
boy: Do they have them in a bunch of sizes ?
Then I hung up.
Rachel asked me if I knew where the poster plan-o-gram is. I ask her why. She goes "We got this Star Wars poster and I don't know where it goes." I got extremely excited, for no apparent reason.
Later I got a crazy voicemail from Justin and I couldn't stop laughing for about 12 minutes.
Then Liz was threatening to throw whiskey jelloshots at me. While she was eating my spaghettios.
Also what would happen if we went together to Conor's to pick my stuff up.
Liz and I are too crazy of a combination.
I'm trying to work on my paperwork for the new job, but its awful.
I'm going to see Comeback Kid on Sunday. Its at Clearwater, which is 10 minutes from my house. It'll be good times.