FMA 101 AAAAAH
OKAY
I HAVE BEEN BUSY AND THEN I WAS POST-FINALS FRIED
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT STILL FREAKING THE FUCK OUT OVER THE LAST FMA CHAPTER
SO FOR ANYONE. WHO DOESN'T KNOW. HOMG. SO AMAZING.
AAAH YOU GUYS AAAAAAAAAAAH. I have been waiting for this. Forever. FOREVER. This WHOLE TIME I have been like OH GOD FUHRER HAS TO FORCE ROY TO OPEN THE GATE. ARAKAWA HAS PROMISED THIS IN THE DEEPEST LITERARY SENSE. BUT HOW. HE KNOWS HE CAN'T DO IT FOR HUGHES. HE KNOWS EVERYONE WOULD KILL HIM FOR SUCKING. BUT HE HAS TO OPEN THE GATE OR ELSE THE STORY DOESN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE'S TOTALLY THE FIFTH SACRIFICE. SO HOW WILL THEY EVER GET HIM TO OPEN ITTTTT AAAAAH
and then last chapter some dude Who Is Not Nearly As Awesome As The Fuhrer is pushing him to do it while the Fuhrer is off Elsewhere doing seriously Badass Shit. But the Fuhrer falls dowwwn and sees a drain! SURELY, A DRAIN THAT LEADS TO ROY?
SO LET'S SEE WHAT KIND OF MAN ROY MUSTANG REALLY IS
So this is happening
It's like Roy has a big button labeled "Codependency on loved ones" and it's BUTTON MASHIN' TIME. He looks like his head is about to explode.
So Riza is dragged onto an alchemy circle while old dude is an emotional terrorist at Roy, and this is what she has to say to that:
GOSH RIZA IS BADASS
So then Roy has like 3 pages of Intense Felings. SO MANY FEELINGS. SO MANY. Watch how many feelings. At least 40 feelings per page you guys
(Maybe even FIFTY feelings)
IS HIS DECISION MAAADE?
O SNAP
"Also, fuck yourself"
So then old guy's all "hurr hurrr everyone I experiment on should be grateful anyway"
And then Roy's Good Leader Class Ability (Good Karma: Have People Show Up And Help You At Critical Points) activates, and AWESOME CHIMERA DUDE GANKS CREEPY OLDGUY
AND LOOK WHO ELSE IS HERE
THE HEALER \o/
So Mei stabs bitches and then Scar and Roy clean up
HOT
Then OH SHIT, THE STONE. HOT POTATO WITH A PHILOSPHER'S STONE
Then Mei is a big girl and gives up the Stone YET AGAIN to help others :(b
WOOOOO \o/
The following exchange is HILARIOUS
Hahaha eye signals of "I WILL FUCK YOU UP, BOY"
So the answer to "What kind of man is Roy Mustang" is, you know. "A completely owned one"
THEN!!! THEN!!
NEMESISSSS!!!
lol, a little
I'd like to take this time to marvel at how far Scar's character has come in this manga. Seriously. Seriously. He and Roy Mustang are kind of chill.
.... So now we enter the Fucking Roy's Shit Up segment of the chapter
RAPE SHOUTAAA
Shit guys watch this father son pair Get It Done in a few goddamn pages
KER-STIGMATA
hahahah 8D
Roy needs at least twenty adults right now
HOLY BALLS YOU GUYS
So it turns out you can RAPE SOMEONE INTO OPENING THE GATE IF THEY KNOW HOW.
AWESOME.
Also when Nishi played the Fuhrer here we did that EXACT THING in camp because it's the hottest possible defeat ever KER-STIGMATA 8D!!!
EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED JUST HAPPENED AND MOOOOORE
KYAAA
OH GOD WHAT HAPPENS NEXT YOU GUYS. WE DON'T EVEN KNOW!!! THIS IS THE BEST MANGA EVER
I HAVE BEEN BUSY AND THEN I WAS POST-FINALS FRIED
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT STILL FREAKING THE FUCK OUT OVER THE LAST FMA CHAPTER
SO FOR ANYONE. WHO DOESN'T KNOW. HOMG. SO AMAZING.
AAAH YOU GUYS AAAAAAAAAAAH. I have been waiting for this. Forever. FOREVER. This WHOLE TIME I have been like OH GOD FUHRER HAS TO FORCE ROY TO OPEN THE GATE. ARAKAWA HAS PROMISED THIS IN THE DEEPEST LITERARY SENSE. BUT HOW. HE KNOWS HE CAN'T DO IT FOR HUGHES. HE KNOWS EVERYONE WOULD KILL HIM FOR SUCKING. BUT HE HAS TO OPEN THE GATE OR ELSE THE STORY DOESN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE'S TOTALLY THE FIFTH SACRIFICE. SO HOW WILL THEY EVER GET HIM TO OPEN ITTTTT AAAAAH
and then last chapter some dude Who Is Not Nearly As Awesome As The Fuhrer is pushing him to do it while the Fuhrer is off Elsewhere doing seriously Badass Shit. But the Fuhrer falls dowwwn and sees a drain! SURELY, A DRAIN THAT LEADS TO ROY?
SO LET'S SEE WHAT KIND OF MAN ROY MUSTANG REALLY IS
So this is happening
It's like Roy has a big button labeled "Codependency on loved ones" and it's BUTTON MASHIN' TIME. He looks like his head is about to explode.
So Riza is dragged onto an alchemy circle while old dude is an emotional terrorist at Roy, and this is what she has to say to that:
GOSH RIZA IS BADASS
So then Roy has like 3 pages of Intense Felings. SO MANY FEELINGS. SO MANY. Watch how many feelings. At least 40 feelings per page you guys
(Maybe even FIFTY feelings)
IS HIS DECISION MAAADE?
O SNAP
"Also, fuck yourself"
So then old guy's all "hurr hurrr everyone I experiment on should be grateful anyway"
And then Roy's Good Leader Class Ability (Good Karma: Have People Show Up And Help You At Critical Points) activates, and AWESOME CHIMERA DUDE GANKS CREEPY OLDGUY
AND LOOK WHO ELSE IS HERE
THE HEALER \o/
So Mei stabs bitches and then Scar and Roy clean up
HOT
Then OH SHIT, THE STONE. HOT POTATO WITH A PHILOSPHER'S STONE
Then Mei is a big girl and gives up the Stone YET AGAIN to help others :(b
WOOOOO \o/
The following exchange is HILARIOUS
Hahaha eye signals of "I WILL FUCK YOU UP, BOY"
So the answer to "What kind of man is Roy Mustang" is, you know. "A completely owned one"
THEN!!! THEN!!
NEMESISSSS!!!
lol, a little
I'd like to take this time to marvel at how far Scar's character has come in this manga. Seriously. Seriously. He and Roy Mustang are kind of chill.
.... So now we enter the Fucking Roy's Shit Up segment of the chapter
RAPE SHOUTAAA
Shit guys watch this father son pair Get It Done in a few goddamn pages
KER-STIGMATA
hahahah 8D
Roy needs at least twenty adults right now
HOLY BALLS YOU GUYS
So it turns out you can RAPE SOMEONE INTO OPENING THE GATE IF THEY KNOW HOW.
AWESOME.
Also when Nishi played the Fuhrer here we did that EXACT THING in camp because it's the hottest possible defeat ever KER-STIGMATA 8D!!!
EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED JUST HAPPENED AND MOOOOORE
KYAAA
OH GOD WHAT HAPPENS NEXT YOU GUYS. WE DON'T EVEN KNOW!!! THIS IS THE BEST MANGA EVER