Eggnog is a terrible horrible no good very bad drink.
Tomorrow, I will go home and spend a week with family and my liver will not love me afterwards because I will need lots and lots of sanity-aiders and this will lead to me cooking and baking lots of delicious fat person foods that will no doubt make me fat and delicious.
Here's a picture I posted last year because I am lazy and poor and in need of a new unbroken scanner:
Feliz Navidad, mi guapas/os.