i needed some fucking colour.
I feel like I'm Catsup the buffalo.
DRAMATIS PERSONAE:
CATSUP, a nineteen year old buffalo
TOMATO, a thirty year old vegan
FUNNY-LOOKING NAPKIN, yellow
SCENE: a misty afternoon on the 97X South Keys
(The curtain rises. Catsup is sitting stage left, staring out the window. Tomato walks towards Catsup looking moist. Funny-looking Napkin lies on seat next to Catsup.)
TOMATO (pointing): Is this your napkin?
CATSUP (looks, shakes head): No.
TOMATO: (brushes Funny-looking Napkin onto floor and sits down.
FUNNY-LOOKING NAPKIN: (makes a squealing noise.)
(A long pause.)
CATSUP: (stares out window)
CURTAIN