Please allow me a moment to be a corporate whore
I laboriously made a shirt on CafePress to go with the BDSM article
CafePress BDSM Shirt
The shirt says
Front: BDSM It's not just for leather clad weirdos, anymore.
Back: That picture perfect couple down the street? Yeah, they like to play "Officer and the Naughty Criminal" once in a while, too.
I am tickled pink by it! Sorry, I know I'm supposed to be this ultra cool sexpert but deep down I am still a giggly little school girl who gets regular thrills reading about penises and clitorises. In fact, I’m probably more fascinated by this stuff than you are. I guess that's why I’m still doing it for free. I may not get a thrill from champagne but I sure do get a huge thrill from sex talk.
Hey! Know any radio people who are looking for someone to talk about sex? Tell them my rates are really reasonable. (Ok, I’ll work for free but don't tell them that! Maybe they'll cover my expenses and I won't have to get a real job in the real world. ;D )
