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TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL THAT YOU MIGHT BE A LUTHERAN...
10. sharing the peace during the service takes more time than the sermon
9. the church is on fire, and you rush in to save the coffee pot
8. you have an uncontrollable urge to sit in the back of any room
7. you doodle on the back of communion cards
6. you think Garrison Keillor's stories are totally factual
5. you feel guilty about not feeling guilty
4. you sing "Stand Up, Stand Up for Jesus" while sitting down
3. you make your hotdishes with cream of mushroom soup and your salads with Jell-O
2. you're watching Star Wars and when a character says, "May the Force be with you," you reply, "And
also with you."
1. during the entire service you hold your hymnal open but never look down at it
10. sharing the peace during the service takes more time than the sermon
9. the church is on fire, and you rush in to save the coffee pot
8. you have an uncontrollable urge to sit in the back of any room
7. you doodle on the back of communion cards
6. you think Garrison Keillor's stories are totally factual
5. you feel guilty about not feeling guilty
4. you sing "Stand Up, Stand Up for Jesus" while sitting down
3. you make your hotdishes with cream of mushroom soup and your salads with Jell-O
2. you're watching Star Wars and when a character says, "May the Force be with you," you reply, "And
also with you."
1. during the entire service you hold your hymnal open but never look down at it