Sinister Mad Titan
So I have committed Marvel fic. Sort of. It was generated by
https://www.plot-generator.org.uk
I tried to leave it mostly intact, because it's bonkers, but it needed some tweaking to get rid of some annoying ooc, clean up some grammar where the words I supplied didn't quite fit and make it not les British. (What is the reverse of Brit-picking? We used to say Ameri-picking in the old days but it always did sound kind of dorky.)
Title: Sinister Mad Titan
Fandom: Marvel MCU
Author:
glory_jean
Character/Pairing: Tasertricks (Loki/Darcy)
Rating: all ages
Summary: Tweaked from screenplay generator https://www.plot-generator.org.uk
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Sinister Mad Titan
A Screenplay by Glory-Jean
EXT. ASGARD - AFTERNOON
Clever avenger-wrangler DARCY LEWIS is arguing with Trickster Prince LOKI ODINSON. DARCY tries to hug LOKI but he shakes her off.
DARCY
Please Loki, don't leave me.
LOKI
I'm sorry Darcy, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces her fears head on, instead of running away.
DARCY
I am such a person!
LOKI frowns.
LOKI
I'm sorry, Darcy. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.
LOKI leaves.
DARCY sits down, looking defeated.
Moments later, genius Astrophysicist JANE FOSTER barges in looking flustered.
DARCY
Goodness, Jane! Is everything okay?
JANE
I'm afraid not.
DARCY
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...
JANE
It's a mad titan. I saw an evil mad titan snap a bunch of humans!
DARCY
Defenseless humans?
JANE
Yes, defenseless humans!
DARCY
Gosh darn it, Jane! We've got to do something.
JANE
I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.
DARCY
You can start by telling me where this happened.
JANE
I was...
JANE fans herself and begins to wheeze.
DARCY
Focus Jane, focus! Where did it happen?
JANE
Avengers tower! That's right - Avengers tower!
DARCY springs up and begins to run.
EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS
DARCY rushes along the street, followed by JANE. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.
INT. AVENGERS TOWER - SHORTLY AFTER
THANOS, a sinister mad titan terrorizes two humans.
DARCY, closely followed by JANE, rushes towards THANOS, but suddenly stops in her tracks.
JANE
What is is? What's the matter?
DARCY
That's not just any old mad titan, that's Thanos!
JANE
Who's Thanos?
DARCY
Who's Thanos? Who's Thanos? Only the most sinister mad titan in the universe!
JANE
Holy moly, Darcy! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most sinister mad titan in the universe!
DARCY
You can say that again.
JANE
Holy moly, Darcy! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most sinister mad titan in the universe!
DARCY
I'm going to need c4, lots of c4.
Thanos turns and sees Darcy and Jane. He grins an evil grin.
THANOS
Darcy Lewis, we meet again.
JANE
You've met?
DARCY
Yes. It was a long, long time ago...
EXT. A PARK - BACK IN TIME
A young DARCY is sitting in a park listening to some showtunes, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over her.
She looks up and sees THANOS. She takes off her headphones.
THANOS
Would you like some chocolate?
DARCY's eyes light up, but then he studies THANOS more closely, and looks uneasy.
DARCY
I don't know, you look kind of sinister.
THANOS
Me? No. I'm not sinister. I'm the least sinister mad titan in the world.
DARCY
Wait, you're a mad titan?
DARCY runs away, screaming.
INT. AVENGERS TOWER - PRESENT DAY
THANOS
You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.
JANE
(To DARCY) You ran away?
DARCY
(To JANE) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?
DARCY turns to THANOS.
DARCY
I may have run away from you then, but I won't run away this time!
DARCY runs away.
She turns back and shouts.
DARCY
I mean, I am running away, but I'll be back - with c4.
THANOS
I'm not scared of you.
DARCY
You should be.
EXT. EARTH - LATER THAT DAY
DARCY and JANE walk around searching for something.
DARCY
I feel sure I left my c4 somewhere around here.
JANE
Are you sure? It does seem like an odd place to keep deadly c4.
DARCY
That's why it's a good hiding place.
JANE
We've been searching for ages. I really don't think it's here.
Suddenly, THANOS appears, holding the c4.
THANOS
Looking for something?
JANE
Darcy, he's got your c4.
DARCY
Tell me something I don't already know!
JANE
The earth's circumference at the equator is about 40,075 km.
DARCY
I think I knew that...
JANE
I'm annoyed by cats.
THANOS
(appalled) Dude!
While THANOS is looking at JANE with disgust, DARCY lunges forward and grabs her deadly c4. She holds it up, triumphantly.
DARCY
Prepare to die, you sinister cucumber!
THANOS
No please! All I did was snap a bunch of humans!
LOKI enters, unseen by any of the others.
DARCY
I cannot tolerate that kind of behavior! Those humans were defenseless! Well now they have a defender - and that's me! Darcy Lewis defender of innocent humans.
THANOS
Don't hurt me! Please!
DARCY
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't use this c4 on you right away!
THANOS
Because Darcy, I am your father.
DARCY looks stunned for a few moments, but then collects herself.
DARCY
No you're not!
THANOS
Ah well, it was worth a try.
THANOS tries to grab the c4 but DARCY dodges out of the way.
DARCY
Who's the daddy now? Huh? Huh?
Unexpectedly, THANOS slumps to the ground.
JANE
Did he just faint?
DARCY
I think so. Well that's disappointing. I was for a more dramatic conclusion, involving my deadly c4.
DARCY crouches over THANOS's body.
JANE
Be careful, Darcy. It could be a trick.
DARCY
No, it's not a trick. It appears that... It would seem Thanos is dead!
DARCY
What?
DARCY
Yes, it appears that I scared him to death.
JANE claps her hands.
JANE
So your c4 did save the day, after all.
LOKI steps forward.
LOKI
Is it true? Did you kill the sinister mad titan?
DARCY
Loki how long have you been...?
LOKI puts his arm around DARCY.
LOKI
Long enough.
DARCY
Then you saw it for yourself. I killed Thanos.
LOKI
Then the humans are safe?
DARCY
It does seem that way!
A crowd of vulnerable humans enter, looking relived.
LOKI
You are their hero.
The humans bow to DARCY.
DARCY
There is no need to bow to me. I seek no worship. The knowledge that Thanos will never snap humans ever again, is enough for me.
LOKI
You are humble as well as brave!
One of the humans passes DARCY a dangerous infinity stone
LOKI
I think they want you to have it, as a symbol of their gratitude.
DARCY
I couldn't possibly.
Pause.
DARCY
Well, if you insist.
DARCY takes the infinity stone.
DARCY
Thank you.
The humans bow their heads once more, and leave.
DARCY turns to LOKI.
DARCY
Does this mean you want me back?
LOKI
Oh, Darcy, of course I want you back!
DARCY smiles for a few seconds, but then looks defiant.
DARCY
Well you can't have me.
LOKI
WHAT?
DARCY
You had no faith in me. You had to see me scare a mad titan to death before you would believe in me. I don't want a lover like that.
LOKI
But...
DARCY
Please leave. I want to spend time with the one person who stayed with me through thick and thin - my best friend, Jane.
JANE grins.
LOKI
But...
JANE
You heard the lady. Now be off with you. Skedaddle! Shoo!
LOKI
Darcy?
DARCY
I'm sorry Loki, but I think you should skedaddle.
LOKI leaves.
JANE turns to DARCY.
JANE
Did you mean that? You know, that I'm your best friend?
DARCY
Of course you are!
The two walk off arm in arm.
Suddenly JANE stops.
JANE
When I said I'm annoyed by cats, you know I was just trying to distract the mad titan don't you?
THE END Please join me at Dreamwidth. It's so much better. This entry was originally posted at https://glory-jean.dreamwidth.org/205799.html
https://www.plot-generator.org.uk
I tried to leave it mostly intact, because it's bonkers, but it needed some tweaking to get rid of some annoying ooc, clean up some grammar where the words I supplied didn't quite fit and make it not les British. (What is the reverse of Brit-picking? We used to say Ameri-picking in the old days but it always did sound kind of dorky.)
Title: Sinister Mad Titan
Fandom: Marvel MCU
Author:
glory_jean
Character/Pairing: Tasertricks (Loki/Darcy)
Rating: all ages
Summary: Tweaked from screenplay generator https://www.plot-generator.org.uk
>
Sinister Mad Titan
A Screenplay by Glory-Jean
EXT. ASGARD - AFTERNOON
Clever avenger-wrangler DARCY LEWIS is arguing with Trickster Prince LOKI ODINSON. DARCY tries to hug LOKI but he shakes her off.
DARCY
Please Loki, don't leave me.
LOKI
I'm sorry Darcy, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces her fears head on, instead of running away.
DARCY
I am such a person!
LOKI frowns.
LOKI
I'm sorry, Darcy. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.
LOKI leaves.
DARCY sits down, looking defeated.
Moments later, genius Astrophysicist JANE FOSTER barges in looking flustered.
DARCY
Goodness, Jane! Is everything okay?
JANE
I'm afraid not.
DARCY
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...
JANE
It's a mad titan. I saw an evil mad titan snap a bunch of humans!
DARCY
Defenseless humans?
JANE
Yes, defenseless humans!
DARCY
Gosh darn it, Jane! We've got to do something.
JANE
I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.
DARCY
You can start by telling me where this happened.
JANE
I was...
JANE fans herself and begins to wheeze.
DARCY
Focus Jane, focus! Where did it happen?
JANE
Avengers tower! That's right - Avengers tower!
DARCY springs up and begins to run.
EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS
DARCY rushes along the street, followed by JANE. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.
INT. AVENGERS TOWER - SHORTLY AFTER
THANOS, a sinister mad titan terrorizes two humans.
DARCY, closely followed by JANE, rushes towards THANOS, but suddenly stops in her tracks.
JANE
What is is? What's the matter?
DARCY
That's not just any old mad titan, that's Thanos!
JANE
Who's Thanos?
DARCY
Who's Thanos? Who's Thanos? Only the most sinister mad titan in the universe!
JANE
Holy moly, Darcy! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most sinister mad titan in the universe!
DARCY
You can say that again.
JANE
Holy moly, Darcy! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most sinister mad titan in the universe!
DARCY
I'm going to need c4, lots of c4.
Thanos turns and sees Darcy and Jane. He grins an evil grin.
THANOS
Darcy Lewis, we meet again.
JANE
You've met?
DARCY
Yes. It was a long, long time ago...
EXT. A PARK - BACK IN TIME
A young DARCY is sitting in a park listening to some showtunes, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over her.
She looks up and sees THANOS. She takes off her headphones.
THANOS
Would you like some chocolate?
DARCY's eyes light up, but then he studies THANOS more closely, and looks uneasy.
DARCY
I don't know, you look kind of sinister.
THANOS
Me? No. I'm not sinister. I'm the least sinister mad titan in the world.
DARCY
Wait, you're a mad titan?
DARCY runs away, screaming.
INT. AVENGERS TOWER - PRESENT DAY
THANOS
You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.
JANE
(To DARCY) You ran away?
DARCY
(To JANE) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?
DARCY turns to THANOS.
DARCY
I may have run away from you then, but I won't run away this time!
DARCY runs away.
She turns back and shouts.
DARCY
I mean, I am running away, but I'll be back - with c4.
THANOS
I'm not scared of you.
DARCY
You should be.
EXT. EARTH - LATER THAT DAY
DARCY and JANE walk around searching for something.
DARCY
I feel sure I left my c4 somewhere around here.
JANE
Are you sure? It does seem like an odd place to keep deadly c4.
DARCY
That's why it's a good hiding place.
JANE
We've been searching for ages. I really don't think it's here.
Suddenly, THANOS appears, holding the c4.
THANOS
Looking for something?
JANE
Darcy, he's got your c4.
DARCY
Tell me something I don't already know!
JANE
The earth's circumference at the equator is about 40,075 km.
DARCY
I think I knew that...
JANE
I'm annoyed by cats.
THANOS
(appalled) Dude!
While THANOS is looking at JANE with disgust, DARCY lunges forward and grabs her deadly c4. She holds it up, triumphantly.
DARCY
Prepare to die, you sinister cucumber!
THANOS
No please! All I did was snap a bunch of humans!
LOKI enters, unseen by any of the others.
DARCY
I cannot tolerate that kind of behavior! Those humans were defenseless! Well now they have a defender - and that's me! Darcy Lewis defender of innocent humans.
THANOS
Don't hurt me! Please!
DARCY
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't use this c4 on you right away!
THANOS
Because Darcy, I am your father.
DARCY looks stunned for a few moments, but then collects herself.
DARCY
No you're not!
THANOS
Ah well, it was worth a try.
THANOS tries to grab the c4 but DARCY dodges out of the way.
DARCY
Who's the daddy now? Huh? Huh?
Unexpectedly, THANOS slumps to the ground.
JANE
Did he just faint?
DARCY
I think so. Well that's disappointing. I was for a more dramatic conclusion, involving my deadly c4.
DARCY crouches over THANOS's body.
JANE
Be careful, Darcy. It could be a trick.
DARCY
No, it's not a trick. It appears that... It would seem Thanos is dead!
DARCY
What?
DARCY
Yes, it appears that I scared him to death.
JANE claps her hands.
JANE
So your c4 did save the day, after all.
LOKI steps forward.
LOKI
Is it true? Did you kill the sinister mad titan?
DARCY
Loki how long have you been...?
LOKI puts his arm around DARCY.
LOKI
Long enough.
DARCY
Then you saw it for yourself. I killed Thanos.
LOKI
Then the humans are safe?
DARCY
It does seem that way!
A crowd of vulnerable humans enter, looking relived.
LOKI
You are their hero.
The humans bow to DARCY.
DARCY
There is no need to bow to me. I seek no worship. The knowledge that Thanos will never snap humans ever again, is enough for me.
LOKI
You are humble as well as brave!
One of the humans passes DARCY a dangerous infinity stone
LOKI
I think they want you to have it, as a symbol of their gratitude.
DARCY
I couldn't possibly.
Pause.
DARCY
Well, if you insist.
DARCY takes the infinity stone.
DARCY
Thank you.
The humans bow their heads once more, and leave.
DARCY turns to LOKI.
DARCY
Does this mean you want me back?
LOKI
Oh, Darcy, of course I want you back!
DARCY smiles for a few seconds, but then looks defiant.
DARCY
Well you can't have me.
LOKI
WHAT?
DARCY
You had no faith in me. You had to see me scare a mad titan to death before you would believe in me. I don't want a lover like that.
LOKI
But...
DARCY
Please leave. I want to spend time with the one person who stayed with me through thick and thin - my best friend, Jane.
JANE grins.
LOKI
But...
JANE
You heard the lady. Now be off with you. Skedaddle! Shoo!
LOKI
Darcy?
DARCY
I'm sorry Loki, but I think you should skedaddle.
LOKI leaves.
JANE turns to DARCY.
JANE
Did you mean that? You know, that I'm your best friend?
DARCY
Of course you are!
The two walk off arm in arm.
Suddenly JANE stops.
JANE
When I said I'm annoyed by cats, you know I was just trying to distract the mad titan don't you?
THE END Please join me at Dreamwidth. It's so much better. This entry was originally posted at https://glory-jean.dreamwidth.org/205799.html