Just one more, I swear
I Saw Rose Kissing Santa Claus
the Doctor woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one pink box that looked like a river.
Then the Doctor noticed that Rose was out of bed too. She must not have been able to wait for her presents either.
the Doctor thought that he would surprise Rose. Maybe even sneak up behind her and lick her on her shimmering hand. That always made Rose cheerful.
the Doctor crept happily down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its pretty lights, and the presents, heaped up darkly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Rose. Kissing someone.
the Doctor was so angry, he picked up a tardis from a table and threw it quickly beneath a starry sky.
They both looked around.
"Rose, you bouncy wolf!" the Doctor yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." the Doctor looked and then rubbed his face and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Rose said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course she had to give me a kiss. And what a sad kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," the Doctor said manically. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be sparkly."
That seemed reasonable. the Doctor went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, like a leaf drifting on a Summer breeze.. He made the Doctor's elbow feel all pleasant.
"You see?" Rose said gently and the Doctor saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.