oh, family reunion
Here's the story as it was told to me.
They were in Oakland. Dick was getting beat up a lot. Didn't he get knifed? Wasn't it John? Didn't John get knifed on the first day of highschool? John didn't go to highschool.
Anyway.
When Dick got knifed they decided they were fed up with Oakland. So they picked Oregon and the pin landed on Sweet Home. They thought that sounded OK and so they moved here to starve. Kind of foolish way for ten adults to behave.
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Things we ran over: a big piece of truck tire, a squirrel.
Reasons we almost drove off the road: mom got distracted by a fire helicopter.
New name of Venus de Milo: Venus of Moroni
Number of relatives who have broken arms the last three weeks: three.
People who vomited: Madeline.
People who won at bocce ball: meeee.
Names I was called: Madeline, Grace, Amy, Aimers, sweetheart.
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Jennifer (31 year old scuba diving, smoking, wine guzzling, secret mystery favorite cousin) says "Where is mom at?" and both of my sisters think it is me, each reporting their thought process afterward as "but Amelia would never end that sentence with a preposition!"
They were in Oakland. Dick was getting beat up a lot. Didn't he get knifed? Wasn't it John? Didn't John get knifed on the first day of highschool? John didn't go to highschool.
Anyway.
When Dick got knifed they decided they were fed up with Oakland. So they picked Oregon and the pin landed on Sweet Home. They thought that sounded OK and so they moved here to starve. Kind of foolish way for ten adults to behave.
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Things we ran over: a big piece of truck tire, a squirrel.
Reasons we almost drove off the road: mom got distracted by a fire helicopter.
New name of Venus de Milo: Venus of Moroni
Number of relatives who have broken arms the last three weeks: three.
People who vomited: Madeline.
People who won at bocce ball: meeee.
Names I was called: Madeline, Grace, Amy, Aimers, sweetheart.
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Jennifer (31 year old scuba diving, smoking, wine guzzling, secret mystery favorite cousin) says "Where is mom at?" and both of my sisters think it is me, each reporting their thought process afterward as "but Amelia would never end that sentence with a preposition!"