fail.

[glorious_spoon]

Today I:

1. Overslept.

2. Found leaks in both of my previously waterproof boots just in time for rainy season.

3. Utterly failed to get a fire started and yet

4. Somehow managed to burn a hole through the front porch despite the aforementioned rain (don't ask, okay? Just don't.)

I'm going to pour myself a drink and go back to bed.

Comments

[borgmama1of5]

I really want to know how you managed both 3 and 4. :)

[glorious_spoon]

So do I...:/

(Long story...somewhat less long: there was a charred log still in the stove that I removed in order to attempt to build a fire with fresh kindling. Because I am the stupidest person alive, I set it outside on the porch. And forgot about it. Turns out it wasn't entirely out, and managed to burn through the porch planks despite the entire place being soaked.)

[gabby_silang]

I...damn it, I'm asking. Your poor porch! Are you okay? Did you stomp it out? Is that what caused the leaky boots? :(

[glorious_spoon]

Sadly, no, the leaky boots were an entirely different episode.

[switchbladesis]

Yeah, I think when you start unintentionally setting things on fire, you get a lie down.

[glorious_spoon]

My husband got home, poured me a drink, and said, "Okay, you're not moving. You're going to sit there and read your book, and NOT TOUCH ANYTHING."

[jaimeykay]

<33333333

Have a drink for me! What a weird day. :(

[glorious_spoon]

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