I need to stop reading celebrity gossip columns (or at least the comments).
Dear Adam Lambert:
Jeez, what are you thinking, prancing around on stage like you're some kind of performer or something? Don't you realize how sleazy it is when you make out with your bassist (whom you've been kissing onstage since that itty-bitty little AMA performance that probably nobody ever heard about and who's probably had ample opportunity to give you the fuck-off notice if that's how he was inclined) on stage or kiss fans (whom you've already met before the show)? DON'T YOU REALIZE YOU CAN GET HERPES FROM THIS????
Goodness golly me, Adam. We expected you to be more tasteful than this. Especially after your totally subtle and restrained performances on Idol. You've fooled us. And it's not like any of your previous stage productions gave us any indication that you might sink to something so outrageous. We were blindsided, Adam. Blindsided.
I just don't understand why you can't have some dignity and class, like all of those rock stars and pop idols you claim to admire. I mean, Freddie Mercury would never be caught dead in those outfits; David Bowie certainly never engaged in any kind of homoerotic behavior on stage. And I simply can't imagine Elvis kissing fans at his concerts!
Shame on you, Adam Lambert.
Jeez, what are you thinking, prancing around on stage like you're some kind of performer or something? Don't you realize how sleazy it is when you make out with your bassist (whom you've been kissing onstage since that itty-bitty little AMA performance that probably nobody ever heard about and who's probably had ample opportunity to give you the fuck-off notice if that's how he was inclined) on stage or kiss fans (whom you've already met before the show)? DON'T YOU REALIZE YOU CAN GET HERPES FROM THIS????
Goodness golly me, Adam. We expected you to be more tasteful than this. Especially after your totally subtle and restrained performances on Idol. You've fooled us. And it's not like any of your previous stage productions gave us any indication that you might sink to something so outrageous. We were blindsided, Adam. Blindsided.
I just don't understand why you can't have some dignity and class, like all of those rock stars and pop idols you claim to admire. I mean, Freddie Mercury would never be caught dead in those outfits; David Bowie certainly never engaged in any kind of homoerotic behavior on stage. And I simply can't imagine Elvis kissing fans at his concerts!
Shame on you, Adam Lambert.