Best night ever.
Saturday night was the most epic night I have had in quite some time.
It began with a phone call, the prelude to a fugue of madness, from the one I call "SASSY." She and some other girls had been pissed off because they were not included in a party thrown by our friends. She casually invites me over for drinks. I say YES.
I get there twenty minutes later, and four of my female friends, all stunning, intelligent and model-esque women, are all inebriated and dressed in hideous mumus.
Immediately, a white dress and a pair of sunglasses are thrown at me, and I am told "PUT THESE ON." Which I do with no questions asked. We formulate a plan to infiltrate the party.
So we all pile into my car, we all hold hands and drive over to this girl's house where the party is at, and we parade around the house, not making eye contact with anyone, and exit, all within about twenty seconds. Upon leaving the house, we all BOLT to my car and I attempt to drive away, but have to make about a thirty-point turn to get out, all the while, people are pouring out of the house and taking pictures of us.
We then go to a professor's house and dance on her lawn.
Then we went to a bar, where one of the girl's boyfriend's bands was playing, dance to the music for about five minutes, and leave. The second we leave, some guy at the bar goes, "was that just four chicks and a dude?"
Best night ever.
It began with a phone call, the prelude to a fugue of madness, from the one I call "SASSY." She and some other girls had been pissed off because they were not included in a party thrown by our friends. She casually invites me over for drinks. I say YES.
I get there twenty minutes later, and four of my female friends, all stunning, intelligent and model-esque women, are all inebriated and dressed in hideous mumus.
Immediately, a white dress and a pair of sunglasses are thrown at me, and I am told "PUT THESE ON." Which I do with no questions asked. We formulate a plan to infiltrate the party.
So we all pile into my car, we all hold hands and drive over to this girl's house where the party is at, and we parade around the house, not making eye contact with anyone, and exit, all within about twenty seconds. Upon leaving the house, we all BOLT to my car and I attempt to drive away, but have to make about a thirty-point turn to get out, all the while, people are pouring out of the house and taking pictures of us.
We then go to a professor's house and dance on her lawn.
Then we went to a bar, where one of the girl's boyfriend's bands was playing, dance to the music for about five minutes, and leave. The second we leave, some guy at the bar goes, "was that just four chicks and a dude?"
Best night ever.