So I heard that the girl who voiced Blood+'s Irene will be voicing Miranda in the upcoming D.Gray-Man anime. I think that's all kinds of awesome. Because, Irene and Miranda are pretty scarily alike in terms of personality.
... god that reminds me I need to put up my Blood+ theories before Saturday! Well. I'll do it later. 8D
But anyway, the most disgusting thing happened to us during lunch. I warn you now, flist! If you are faint of heart, then you should not click the follow cut under any circumstances.
Are we clear?
Schway.
On our high school/college's campus, there's a smalle pizzeria, aptly named "Mike's Pizza". During lunch today, since some of us had free-lunch or lunch-free in our schedule, we jogged over to Mike's for some bitching pizza. This group consisted of Mike, Steve, and B-Quinn, along with myself.
So we're all sitting in our booth, after ordering a nice large bacon and cheese pizza, drinking our sodas and being, well, us. And we're all having a pretty schway time... until Axel pops up at our booth.
... now, a little bit of backstory on Axel. He's a sophomore, and a transfer student, that's in my Algebra II class and Steve's Spanish class. And when I say a transfer student, I really mean transfer student. He's from Sweden. Sweden. Naturally, that's become his nickname around FP, but um... anyway.
Axel asks us if he can sit here, and we're kind of like "..." for a moment, unil B-Quinn says that the booth's pretty full, and we're sorry. Axel shrugs it off and asks if he can have a slice of our pizza.
This is where things get tricky. A large pizza for four people? Should only give us about three slices per person. And we all chipped into that pizza. So we didn't really want to split it, even though we felt bad. Steve is the one who pretty much tells him "lol, bitch, no, this is OUR pizza."
Axel starts to get mad. Steve gets mad back. The rest of us try to stay out of it. The argument culminates with Axel saying the following --
"If you don't give me a slice, I'm going to take out my dick!"
Pause.
Mike and I look at each other with complete WTF? expressions. B-Quinn is gaping at him. Steve looks pretty stunned, but calls Axel's bluff and tells him to screw off. Axel says he meant it, and tells Steve to shut up. Steve doesn't and tells him to please leave us alone. And then... then Axel acts on what we all thought was a bluff.
He unzips his fly, and puts his dick right on our table.
It was.
The most.
HORRIFYING.
Thing.
I had ever seen.
Steve, Mike, and I are speechless, and B-Quinn stands up to let everyone know that Axel's dick is hanging out right now. This catches the attention of the people who work at Mike's, who ask him to leave. But we really couldn't enjoy our pizza afterwards.