Okokokokokokokokok....um....pint of blood... damnit...uh, I'll make it a quart to be safe or something. Stupid people, don't they know just how much alcohol and heroin is mixed in there.....okokokokokokokok...ummm,
FOOF MUFFIN EVERYTHING WILL BE OK, I'M GETTING THAT THING THAT DEATH CARRIES AROUND TO DRAW MORE BLOOD!
I'm not going to mess them up or anything :( Really! I had my own garden back in Rivendell.... hey, your flowers look knd of dry, I've found out the blood of small neighborhood brats usually helps that!
Don't think I don't know it. Unfortunately, when you live in a barren wasteland with limited food supplies and you have an entire hoarde of orcs to keep in fighting condition... yeah, neighbourhood children don't last very long in Mordor.
Um..I'm sorry, Glorfie told me not to say 'Yay' in front of any dark lords. Um.. I'll just be getting some children for you now and not going 'yay'! :)
Okokokokokokokokok....um....pint of blood... damnit...uh, I'll make it a quart to be safe or something. Stupid people, don't they know just how much alcohol and heroin is mixed in there.....okokokokokokokok...ummm,
FOOF MUFFIN EVERYTHING WILL BE OK, I'M GETTING THAT THING THAT DEATH CARRIES AROUND TO DRAW MORE BLOOD!
Now, where the hell am I going to get the Fritos?
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I didn't think you'd notice, what with the Ruffles, and the Cheetohs and the pork rinds and the Pringles all stacked up on the footrest...
It's for a good cause, Dad!!
*puppy eyes*
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...but I suppose it is for a good cause. Rescuing my father-in-law's new husband from semi-illiterate kidnappers. Gah. Take the Fritos. Use them well.
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Though I'm sure my sniveling pansy of a mun probably feels for her and shit.
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Um..I'm sorry, Glorfie told me not to say 'Yay' in front of any dark lords. Um.. I'll just be getting some children for you now and not going 'yay'! :)
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