I hear the place is a garden now, though, which is freaky.

[glorfind3l]

So, yeah, we're moving to Mordor to get away from the neighbors bitching about the legality of discharging firearms on a suburban street (a bunch of Mormons, one bullet apiece, I fail to see what all the fuss was about) and how the skulls-- which Celeborn VERY METICULOUSLY boiled and cleaned; we have children in the house, after all-- and black

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As former steward of Mordor

[papa_denethor]

*I could tell you that Mordor has some of the finest trailerparks in Arda. I think you and your little family will fit in well.

*But I can't tell you that, because I'm still a statue.*

[glorfind3l]

I would tell you to fuck yourself, then probably shoot you in the leg, but you're a statue, so I'll probably just make a call and hire someone to chip off strategic parts of your statuesque self while I continue packing.

[glorfind3l]

By the way, Denny, what are your sons doing these days? Each other, or have they discovered homo sapiens?

[celebrianrules]

Aww be nice to the poor statue man. Just sit quietly and relish the fact that Ioreth is using him to hang her laundry on. :)

[glorfind3l]

Too late, I already sent a few large goblins over there with chisels and anatomy maps. :)

[celebrianrules]

Oooooh dear.

Oh well. :)