Ugh, another animation virus. Lame. Worse than rabid butterflies, even.
Cel and I have finally discovered a way to defeat the insect demons that usurped his garden and torment our front lawn. Victory is nigh! We tested it by spritzing the concotion on a piece of iron butterfly wing that Cel's sacrificial/negotiator goblin lopped off with his goblin claws before the angered butterfly bit off his goblin head.* The wing-bit, previously indestructible by flame, steel or toddlers, withered instantly. All we have to do is make enough of the stuff to completely wipe out their militia. Celeborn is enhancing a couple of Super Soakers right now. The storage tubes have to be lined with lead to contain the new pesticide.
The only cause for concern we've had thus far was a squirrel that fell into the basement through a vent at an inconvenient time and landed in a puddle of chemicals. Its fur turned completely jet black, and it immediately eviscerated a pigeon with a flying kung fu chop. And yet, Jareth has drunk gallons of the stuff and he hasn't changed at all, so I see no reason to worry.
Must go. Poison to mix.
*If their claws are so effective, why don't we simply deploy my goblin minions to take the evil butterflies down, you may ask. To you, we say, ssshhhhhh, bugger off.
The only cause for concern we've had thus far was a squirrel that fell into the basement through a vent at an inconvenient time and landed in a puddle of chemicals. Its fur turned completely jet black, and it immediately eviscerated a pigeon with a flying kung fu chop. And yet, Jareth has drunk gallons of the stuff and he hasn't changed at all, so I see no reason to worry.
Must go. Poison to mix.
*If their claws are so effective, why don't we simply deploy my goblin minions to take the evil butterflies down, you may ask. To you, we say, ssshhhhhh, bugger off.