It's even under a week late!
It's late, but I was away and it's not as if any of my FIVE children gave me anything, so to get a Father's Day present at all should be good enough for anyone.
Happy belated Father's Day, Florence. I have no memory of you whatsoever and your desert pygmy story is more than a little dodgy, but you two are the only people to ever lay biological claim to me (except for the time Elrond was trying to psych me out and said something vague about Galadriel and a pint of whiskey... never mind). I just bought something off of your Amazon wishlist.
Happy belated Father's Day, Florence. I have no memory of you whatsoever and your desert pygmy story is more than a little dodgy, but you two are the only people to ever lay biological claim to me (except for the time Elrond was trying to psych me out and said something vague about Galadriel and a pint of whiskey... never mind). I just bought something off of your Amazon wishlist.